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    "Mortorcycle" for sale.

    It looks like it was dropped from a high altitude and buried itself in the dirt. Any idea what year/size it is? Not a very descriptive ad. I think you'd be hard pressed to make your money back in parts, much less what it would cost to get it going.





    1982 GS1100 G converted by Motorcyclist magazine in 1986 to be a tribute to the Wes Cooley replica. 1982 Honda 900F. 1997 Yamaha VMax.
    Also owned: 1973 Kawasaki Z1 900, 1972 Honda 750 K, 1976 Yamaha XS 650, 1980 Kawasaki KZ 1000 MKII, 1978 Kawasaki SR 650. Current cage is a 2001 Mustang Bullitt in Dark Highland Green. Bought new in Sept. 2001.

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      Originally posted by Deuce View Post
      "Mortorcycle" for sale.

      It looks like it was dropped from a high altitude and buried itself in the dirt. Any idea what year/size it is? Not a very descriptive ad. I think you'd be hard pressed to make your money back in parts, much less what it would cost to get it going.

      Shaft drive, kick start, VM26 carbs. Looks like a 79 GS850G.
      ∙ ∙ ∙ Tom Witt
      13.Tri.Tiger.800 13.Suz.Wee-Strom 09.Kaw.KLX250 00.MZ.Skorpion 98.MZ.Baghira 86.Honda.CH250
      PARTING OUT: Suzuki 77-82.GS750 81.GS550T 85.GS550L 81.GS650GL 82.GS650E 80.82.GS850G

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        Man, that is a crying shame right there.
        Current: 2014 BMW R1200GS, 2009 Triumph Tiger 1050, 1996 DR350SE
        Previous: 2022 GSX-S1000GT+, 2007 GSF1250SA Bandit, 2008 DL1000 V-Strom, 1977 GS750B

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          Seriously? ....

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            Originally posted by lurch12_2000 View Post
            2013 Harley Davidson Sportster Iron 883
            “It is my bad ass sisters bike, small enough for a female to ride but big and loud enough for a guy as well.”
            His Sistah got too stoned an fell on her dumas, so Bro gonna sellah?
            Just wanna know; Do she shave her armpits?
            "Only fe' collected the old way, has any value." from His Majesty O'Keefe (1954 film)
            1982 GS1100G- road bike, body, seat and suspension modded
            1990 GSX750F-(1127cc '92 GSXR engine) track bike, much re-engineered
            1987 Honda CBR600F Hurricane; hooligan bike, restored

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              Originally posted by lurch12_2000 View Post
              Yeah, I know it's only 40 HP, but it's Bad Azz BLACK and obnoxiously loud. LMAO
              All the robots copy robots.

              Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

              You are free to choose, but you are not free from the consequences of your choices.

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                Originally posted by Buffalo Bill View Post
                2013 Harley Davidson Sportster Iron 883
                “It is my bad ass sisters bike, small enough for a female to ride but big and loud enough for a guy as well.”
                His Sistah got too stoned an fell on her dumas, so Bro gonna sellah?
                Just wanna know; Do she shave her armpits?

                She liked the wind in her hair.
                Alan

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                Weaned on a '74 450 Honda
                Graduated to an '82 GS850GL
                Now riding an '83 GS1100GL
                Added an '82 GS1100GL

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                  Originally posted by AMK View Post
                  She liked the wind in her hair.
                  Did Big Daddy Ed Roth ever do a cartoon of that? Seems easy to picture in my head.
                  Last edited by Buffalo Bill; 04-18-2017, 03:55 PM.
                  "Only fe' collected the old way, has any value." from His Majesty O'Keefe (1954 film)
                  1982 GS1100G- road bike, body, seat and suspension modded
                  1990 GSX750F-(1127cc '92 GSXR engine) track bike, much re-engineered
                  1987 Honda CBR600F Hurricane; hooligan bike, restored

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                      Https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/6092750512.html






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                        ...and the scary thing, aside from how that poor bike looks, is that's exactly what happened to my '76...starter clutch bolt came loose!

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                          Originally posted by AMK View Post
                          She liked the wind in her hair.
                          In her armpits, too...

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                            This area is to be used only for general GS topics. For non-GS related topics, join the Off-Topic usergroup. <b>Technical questions are not to be posted here.</b>

                            Thanks for that! RatFink! my childhood- I'd forgotten it. Tried to!

                            I'm going to print it out and find some crayons
                            Last edited by Gorminrider; 04-23-2017, 11:52 AM.

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                              I've got some Ed Roth T-shirts, bought them back in the early 90s when he was still printing them.
                              "Only fe' collected the old way, has any value." from His Majesty O'Keefe (1954 film)
                              1982 GS1100G- road bike, body, seat and suspension modded
                              1990 GSX750F-(1127cc '92 GSXR engine) track bike, much re-engineered
                              1987 Honda CBR600F Hurricane; hooligan bike, restored

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                                May be a fun bike but "funny" in that the seller keeps mentioning how you have to man up to ride it.



                                1974 Kawasaki Kz400D Café/Brat style bike.

                                This is the first year of the Kz400D. Too much work to list. Starts and runs strong but needs a battery.

                                Leaks a bit at the head gasket but if you are familiar with the 'clown face' gasket from Kawi then you know it's not because the bike is trash. It's leaked less than 2 quarts in two years, this isn't some fountain of oil.

                                This bike is stripped down as a café racer/brat should be. If you don't want to kick start, adjust your idling, manage dual carbs, and basically have to man up to ride your bike this aint your bike. If you want to put on leather and ride a lazy boy recliner around town this aint your bike. If you want to ride a bike that you have to feel and ride and man up for, this may be your bike.

                                I have title.

                                Price is negotiable, no low ballers.
                                Roger

                                Current rides
                                1983 GS 850G
                                2003 FJR 1300A
                                Gone but not forgotten 1985 Rebel 250, 1991 XT225, 2004 KLR650, 1981 GS850G, 1982 GS1100GL, 2002 DL1000, 2005 KLR650, 2003 KLX400

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