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    I cant seem to get my
    Neighbor off my bike He has been making motor noises ever since he got on it vroom vroom vroom what can I do ?

    #2
    no really he is our paid test pilot nothing to loose

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      #3
      whats for lunch

      hey bob you really need to put a helmet on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Last edited by Guest; 03-29-2009, 01:26 PM.

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        #4
        you could try the Neighbor-be-gone spray, haven't seen it around in a while though! lol If you don't have any around there, just use a normal plant mister type spray bottle. Run towards him spraying it yelling "shoo neighbor, bad neighbor, git git!"

        maybe ignoring him will make him get bored and go home though. lmao

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          #5
          I notice the cemetery is conveniently nearby...
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            #6
            Give him a bucket of parts and tell him to start building his own?
            1981 GS 450L

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            Mark 5:36 -- Overhearing what they said, Jesus told him, "Don't be afraid; just believe".

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              #7
              Thank you! I needed a good laugh!

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                #8
                Originally posted by bwringer View Post
                I notice the cemetery is conveniently nearby...

                I couldn't bring myself to say this... I thought it might be just a little too far across the line! lmao

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                  #9
                  Make sure that GT550 is safe before shooing him away.

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                    #10
                    Help

                    Are you guys laughing at me or with me ? the worst is when he wipes the dust of the bike with the same rag he blows his nose with I really need help with him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                      #11
                      One day I want to be the old coot pestering the neighbors and getting snot on their new-fangled motorsickles. Don't we all?
                      1983 GS850G, Cosmos Blue.
                      2005 KLR685, Aztec Pink - Turd II.3, the ReReReTurdening
                      2015 Yamaha FJ-09, Magma Red Power Corrupts...
                      Eat more venison.

                      Please provide details. The GSR Hive Mind is nearly omniscient, but not yet clairvoyant.

                      Celeriter equita, converteque saepe.

                      SUPPORT THIS SITE! DONATE TODAY!

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                        #12
                        This guy is X military, 5th degree black belt and has beat cancer twice. I love him to death, but he is the biggest pain in the A$$ you ever want to meet . He has every story you never wanted to hear only when you are in the middle of like putting cams in your head or adjusting your valves or cant get a bolt started .
                        You are in the middle of a Craiglist boat sale he starts putting in his two cents. I will miss him dearly when he is gone

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                          #13
                          Hi Mr. anthonygs1000,

                          Thanks for introducing your neighbor.

                          I don't think I would mind having a neighbor like him. He seems like an OK guy.


                          Thank you for your indulgence,

                          BassCliff

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                            #14
                            I cant win

                            I left the garage today for one minute when I got back the other neighbor was in my garage making motorcycle noises what am I to do
                            Last edited by Guest; 04-12-2009, 10:49 PM.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by mighty13d View Post
                              I couldn't bring myself to say this... I thought it might be just a little too far across the line! lmao
                              We don't have any such lines of which you speak.


                              Life is too short to ride an L.

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