Craigslist "funnies"

[cowboyup3371]

Is he selling it because the team is doing so poorly or because it doesn't ride properly?

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/4240741672.html

1981 Honda Bobber - $750 (Fairborn)


For sale a 81 Honda 400 stripped down Bobber Runs strong has good tires working head light and brake lights. Asking 750 or best offer. Thanks for looking!

[SVSooke]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1984-Suzuki-750-project_21232114

$400 · 1984 Suzuki 750 project
I have a 1984 suzuki 750 project motorcycle for sale. This would be a fun winter project. The bike was stripped down to the frame and painted black. This bike needs: turn signals, fuel tank hook up, seat, battery, and a horn. Also needs some minor wiring. It comes with some spare parts( old fuel tank, old front fender, etc..)My reason for selling this is because i have too many projects, Has valid registration. Call or email me for any questions.

http://www.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/58/35882558_614.jpg

http://www.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/62/35882562_614.jpg

http://www.usedvictoria.com/photos/03/60/35882560_614.jpg

I don't want to say what I'd like to do to this guy.

[winfield]

Is he selling it because the team is doing so poorly or because it doesn't ride properly?

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/4240741672.html

1981 Honda Bobber - $750 (Fairborn)


For sale a 81 Honda 400 stripped down Bobber Runs strong has good tires working head light and brake lights. Asking 750 or best offer. Thanks for looking!

Hey! Don't make fun of the Browns. dis the Honda but not my team

[tkent02]

I actually kind of like this one. Throw a bit of a seat and a small front fender on it, of course a little muffler, might even be ridable.

Go Browns!

Wait a minute, isn't that the little Notre Dame dude on the gas tank? WTF?

[Griffyn]

My question is about that suicide shift. Looks like it still has the hand clutch on the left side as well as the hand shifter on the left side. I'm not a very 'in-the-box' thinker, but even I can't figure out how that's supposed to work.

[850GT_Rider]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...oject_21232114
$400 · 1984 Suzuki 750 project
I have a 1984 suzuki 750 project motorcycle for sale. This would be a fun winter project. The bike was stripped down to the frame and painted black. This bike needs: turn signals, fuel tank hook up, seat, battery, and a horn. Also needs some minor wiring. It comes with some spare parts( old fuel tank, old front fender, etc..)My reason for selling this is because i have too many projects, Has valid registration. Call or email me for any questions.

http://www.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/58/35882558_614.jpg

http://www.usedvictoria.com/photos/01/62/35882562_614.jpg

http://www.usedvictoria.com/photos/03/60/35882560_614.jpg

I don't want to say what I'd like to do to this guy.

Looks like he got to that point, with the frame hacked, fubarred hard-tail wannabe, wiring messed up, and realized it wasn't going to work. Maybe tried to make it run, but it's missing any kind of air filters, so it's way too lean and won't even start.

OR maybe he's just an idiot.....

[SVSooke]

Looks like he got to that point, with the frame hacked, fubarred hard-tail wannabe, wiring messed up, and realized it wasn't going to work. Maybe tried to make it run, but it's missing any kind of air filters, so it's way too lean and won't even start.

OR maybe he's just an idiot.....

Just an idiot is understatement,poor ES what could it have done to deserve this

[Buddy]

This is something else. Ya'll find this typical?




432 walker gap rd.


I have a 1982 Suzuki .it run grate new tair's on front and back .less then a 100 mile on back tair.new chan sprket .every thing work on it ..very fast ..does need new set ..$1.200 dollars ...may be trade for nother bick .that the only reson im sell it to get a biger bike ...and the bike has 32000 mile .never been dog out .took good care of it .clean tiltel in hand ..second owner of bike ..205-473-1255

[tkent02]

Typical of a $200 bike. $1200, not so much.

[850GT_Rider]

This is something else. Ya'll find this typical?




432 walker gap rd.


I have a 1982 Suzuki .it run grate new tair's on front and back .less then a 100 mile on back tair.new chan sprket .every thing work on it ..very fast ..does need new set ..$1.200 dollars ...may be trade for nother bick .that the only reson im sell it to get a biger bike ...and the bike has 32000 mile .never been dog out .took good care of it .clean tiltel in hand ..second owner of bike ..205-473-1255

Overpriced? Check!
Bad (really bad) spelling? Check!
Incorrect punctuation? Check!
Bad grammar? Check!

Yes, typical Craigslist.

[Clone]

So one is a drug induced failure, the other is a redneck attempting to sell something while speaking redneck. Are all those sites for people with hmmmm challenges?

[chuck c]

I have a 1982 Suzuki .it run grate new tair's on front and back .less then a 100 mile on back tair.new chan sprket .every thing work on it ..very fast ..does need new set ..$1.200 dollars ...may be trade for nother bick .that the only reson im sell it to get a biger bike ...and the bike has 32000 mile .never been dog out .took good care of it .clean tiltel in hand ..second owner of bike

My spell check exploded and I think reading that cost me a few IQ points. It could be a good deal since it's only $1.20. I bet he signs the title with an X.

[wedoo2]

I have a 1982 Suzuki .it run grate new tair's on front and back .less then a 100 mile on back tair.new chan sprket .every thing work on it ..very fast ..does need new set ..$1.200 dollars ...may be trade for nother bick .that the only reson im sell it to get a biger bike ...and the bike has 32000 mile .never been dog out .took good care of it .clean tiltel in hand ..second owner of bike

My spell check exploded and I think reading that cost me a few IQ points. It could be a good deal since it's only $1.20. I bet he signs the title with an X.

Phonetically speaking it is a thing of beauty.

[83GS1100E_Tornado]

"Bud Light Addition".............What a rucking feetard.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/4208414757.html

78 Kawasaki KZ1000P - $2000


















Very nice collectors bike Bud Light addition.To much to list Great Christmas gift. THis price is for this week end only. Priced reduced for Christmas only...Bike would go for $4000.00 Located in Larue County Call Howard 270-735-7178 will only take cash

[wedoo2]

That could be a very cool bike. Not my brand though. Looks like Superman molded the exhaust.