Craigslist "funnies"

[ctex]

I'd like to buy this guy a cold beverage.

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4193066471.html

[dorkburger]

Sounds like an imitation of the guy selling a Jeep Cherkoee a while back......

[slayer61]

That is a great advertisement. I would consider making the purchase on the merits of the ad alone. Thanks for sharing. Paul

[wedoo2]

(the tail lights, brake lights and gauges can all be turned off independently) for quick get aways

Wish I had 12 grrrs.

Is he a dick? No
Marketing genius? Yes (well, maybe)

[GSX1000E]

Any monkey with a baseball bat can put a SBC into a vintage Oldsmobile but this guy has some serious skills...

http://orlando.craigslist.org/mpo/4244207439.html

[trevor]

Wanted...Man with a quad

I love her attitude!!

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/WANTED-man-with-quad_21303194

44 year old auburn vixen seeking man with quad for Saturday trip (Jan 11?). Hot dogs and camp fire included. Must have own transport to Shawnigan. 2 other wicked fun couples will be there. guaranteed good time - send pic of quad ;-). First come first serve :-p

[83GS1100E_Tornado]

Speaking of hot dogs, I bet screwing her would be like throwing one down a hallway..............

[Ecklund]

"Bud Light Addition".............What a rucking feetard.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/4208414757.html

78 Kawasaki KZ1000P - $2000


















Very nice collectors bike Bud Light addition.To much to list Great Christmas gift. THis price is for this week end only. Priced reduced for Christmas only...Bike would go for $4000.00 Located in Larue County Call Howard 270-735-7178 will only take cash

Its clear he has limited use of language; maybe it means he can add...

[Gorminrider]

Speaking of hot dogs, I bet screwing her would be like throwing one down a hallway..............

( Next year, I resolve to become a Better Person and to not kill myself laughing at such jokes...)

[tkent02]

How sad…

Never had it above 6,400 RPM. What a waste of a good engine.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4276043996.html

[cowboyup3371]

How sad…

Never had it above 6,400 RPM. What a waste of a good engine.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4276043996.html

The chain has that tough guy look about it

[RobW]

it has sequential gears too instead of those pesky random ones most bikes come with. What a deal!

[tkent02]

OOooohhhh, and a Cardan Shaft Drive. Isn't that special!

[cowboyup3371]

I don't know what's worse, the hard seat, cut up frame right at the inner thigh, or the ugly paint job.

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/4278892855.html

77 KZ650 bobber - $1 (Miamisburg)



I've got this bobber I'm looking to Trade for something.
I rode it all summer And it's a blast to ride and a definite head turner!
Runs good the only thing it needs is the carbs adjusted I have no clue how to do it.
But other than that it's a fun solid bike.
im looking to trade it for car, truck, atv/dirt bike....Shoot me some pictures of what you have as a trade offer.
9375455527

[Steve]

77 KZ650 bobber - $1 (Miamisburg)

I know he said he wants to trade, but that asking price is unrealistically HIGH.

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