Craigslist "funnies"

**Gregory** · 04-06-2014, 09:52 AM

this makes me a little sad--& that seats gotta hurt

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/4408236062.html

79' SUZUKI GS1000 "E" - $1800 (420 Janish)

STRONG RUNNING 1000cc FOUR CYLINDER, GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME BY AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT. THANKS FOR LOOKING.

**Gorminrider** · 04-06-2014, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Spyder

Uuuuuhhhh.....

http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/4405497823.html

me too-I want to say something but "uuuuuh".... is all that comes to mind.

Dumbstruck.

**Gorminrider** · 04-06-2014, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Gregory

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/4408236062.html

79' SUZUKI GS1000 "E" - $1800 (420 Janish)

STRONG RUNNING 1000cc FOUR CYLINDER, GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME BY AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT. THANKS FOR LOOKING.

That's why Sweden passed a law that doesn't allow modifications to Motorcycles without being over 35 years old and passing a test too. Yes, I'm kidding- but it's starting to seem like a good idea.

**RustyStuff** · 04-06-2014, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by Steve

Before the ad gets pulled, at least share the misery.

Just awesome paint. Everything... and i mean everything, aside fro gauges/ head/tailights and turn signals, rubber and rotors and middle of chain... is gold. So awesome. Tons of juice. Crazyjuice. Awesome bike. Firm on the $5750. No trades please.

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I pretty much guarantee you that bike is stolen.

**wedoo2** · 04-07-2014, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by Gorminrider

That's why Sweden passed a law that doesn't allow modifications to Motorcycles without being over 35 years old and passing a test too. Yes, I'm kidding- but it's starting to seem like a good idea.

This is indecision at its logical extreme.

**Griffyn** · 04-07-2014, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by Gorminrider

...a law that doesn't allow modifications to Motorcycles without being over 35 years old and passing a test...

Is this the motorcycle or the mechanic who has to be over 35 years old and pass a test? My vote is for the mechanic, bikes can be any age.

**Jethro** · 04-07-2014, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by Spyder

Uuuuuhhhh.....

http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/4405497823.html

Meth is a very dangerous drug.

**SocialAnomaly99** · 04-07-2014, 09:47 AM

Oh My God. I love bikes that come with "Tons of juice. Crazyjuice" It always makes me want to rattle can my bike gold when I'm on it though.

**850GT_Rider** · 04-07-2014, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by Steve

Before the ad gets pulled, at least share the misery.

Just awesome paint. Everything... and i mean everything, aside fro gauges/ head/tailights and turn signals, rubber and rotors and middle of chain... is gold. So awesome. Tons of juice. Crazyjuice. Awesome bike. Firm on the $5750. No trades please.

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An innocent mistake.

There he was, in the garage, sniffing the fumes from that gold paint can.... and the bike was just sitting there.......and a couple of brain synapses that were still firing thought the bike would look 'pretty' in gold.....and one thing just led to another....discovered he could make the bike pretty and keep sniffing fumes at the same time. Truly a great multi-tasker!