Craigslist "funnies"

[Steve]

..., but not from a Country with 1 official language like the States.

On the contrary, the United States has no official language. (<-- click the link)

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[BoCoMoMann]

Canadians, I had to cut Canada off from eBay sales several years ago due to a lot of, well, "problems".
I'm not sure why so many Canadians are, let's say, "grouchy", but whatever, we here in the States have our own issues with that.
The upper east coast comes to mind.
A couple of years ago I had to travel to Montreal and guess what - everyone was wonderful, the food was great, everything about it was good and fun -
and I learned quickly that Canadians take their hockey seriously.
Very seriously, as in police in riot gear seriously.
My eBay sales are opened up to Canada again, without any issues, and I forgot what it was back then that was causing all the friction.
No matter, I live in a country that I've just learned has no official language.
Fitting of a country without any qualified candidates for the Presidency....

[Grimly]

" Ben in put away for about 26years Bike was runing good
win I put it away,

Why, that'll start up and run good as new, won't it?

I wonder if it took him four days to hitchhike from Saginaw?

[wymple]

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/5600394536.html

For your amusement

[Guest]

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/5600394536.html

For your amusement

Well, at least maintenance is easier and quicker with no bodywork. Everything is out in the open and in full view. I would imagine a coolant leak at the radiator cap between the riders legs would be exciting.

[Rob S.]

On the contrary, the United States has no official language. (<-- click the link).

"Today I found out the U.S. has no official language."

Just found that out today? Where the frig has he been all his life?

[Steve]

I would imagine a coolant leak at the radiator cap between the riders legs would be exciting.

You are (somewhat) correct, it COULD be exciting, except that's not the radiator cap. It's the fuel filler.

You can sort of see the rad cap in the first picture. Look between the top of the right fork tube and the rear tire of the truck. There is a larger (about 1 1/4") tube that runs down, and a smaller hose that bows outward and downward. The large tube is the main coolant passage, the smaller hose is the overflow/pressure relief.

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[Clone]

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/5600394536.html

For your amusement

It isn't much of a pacific coast if it doesn't have the body. It is basically nothing at the moment but a wreck. I like it when a person with a vision buys a bike (or wreck) and 'fixes' it then has a lucid moment and then tries to unload it on craig's list or kijiji. Surprised he didn't call it a 'cafe' racer............

[Guest]

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/5600394536.html

For your amusement

My sister's looking for one of those, although I think she'd prefer it to be a little more...complete?

[Guest]

You are (somewhat) correct, it COULD be exciting, except that's not the radiator cap. It's the fuel filler.

You can sort of see the rad cap in the first picture. Look between the top of the right fork tube and the rear tire of the truck. There is a larger (about 1 1/4") tube that runs down, and a smaller hose that bows outward and downward. The large tube is the main coolant passage, the smaller hose is the overflow/pressure relief.

I see it now, thanks for pointing it out. I would think, with those coolant hoses routed everywhere, when one sprung a leak, that WOULD be exciting. Although a fuel spill at crotch height has its high points as well...

[Guest]

This ad description cannot be described as anything but profane hyperbole of the highest order. I love his enthusiasm and dedication to making the point.

http://omaha.craigslist.org/mcy/5600321576.html

"Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?"

"This black beauty will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down Dodge with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to the Steak and Lube."

"$2600 gets you this black beauty, a Clymer manual, and a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHER****ING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want."

"This is an as is sale. Like my mama's backwoods wedding, once you pay the cash and sign the documents it's yours until "death do you part!""

[dorkburger]

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/5605343482.html

Only 4K.

I absolutely detest fake patina.

[Buffalo Bill]

People love fake, much more than real. Ever notice that?

[dorkburger]

Sadly, yes. True patina takes time, and.... actual long term use of the machine.

[Clone]

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/5605343482.html
Only 4K.
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I absolutely detest fake patina.

Seriously, a storm cap on the exhaust?