Craigslist "funnies"

[Guest]

It's rare because few people are bold enough to screw it up so completely and then ask stupid money for it. Please notice the forks!! I'm surprised the gauges and headlight aren't blacked out.

http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/3218590177.html

1982 Honda CBR 900 10 speed 5 high and 5 low 30,000 orignal miles matt black finish on entire bike Tires are in great condition This bike even has AIR SHOCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fresh tune up !!!!!!! All THE CARBS WERE JUST REDONE !!!!!!!!!! THIS BIKE IS READY TO RIDE !!!!! 574-214-4386

Friend of mine bought one of these bikes, he popped a gear in the tranny and the cost to fix it was like OMG , far as I know the bike is still sitting in his barn.

[JATO]

I had a 900C sitting in storage for three years that my brother burned-up two exhaust valves. I just sold it as a non-runner for $100. I'm happy to be rid of that pile of crap.

[bonanzadave]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/mcy/3238761819.html

[7981GS]

What a waste of a good motorbike.



Eric

[Guest]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/mcy/3238761819.html

Interesting concept, guess the kids or friends can ride on the back lol....

[Steve]

What a waste of a good motorbike.

Come on, Eric, maybe it was involved in a front-end crash, and has a bent steering neck.

That means that this was a GREAT RESURRECTION of a "wasted" bike.

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[Spyder]

This is an all timer. A must see! $2500 but it's stuck in 1st gear? This proves there is an idiot on every corner! http://omaha.craigslist.org/mcy/3238274260.html

If the gear shifter won't shift "UP" out of first, how does he know it gets "great gas mileage"???
If I'm not mistaken those bikes are 1 up, 4 down. I know the '82 750's are, my old man has one. Weird to ride...

So, you have to ask, is he really that stupid, or is it really stuck in 1st gear??? AND, why would he think an unride-able bike in rough cosmetic condition is worth twice as much as the same bike in good condition and ride-able???????

[trevor]

Yeah cool, continue to wear a helmet that does nothing to protect you...now that's cool!!

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/SNELL--DOT-Helmet-Stickers_18035495

[trevor]

ok then...

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/3246021342.html

[5150/gs]

why not just highlight copy n paste so we can see the adds after they are removed?lmao

[davidduarte]

ok then...
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/va...246021342.html

ok, so no side covers, pods (and likely the carbs haven't been re-jetted), hideous seat with no padding that looks like it was done by a monkey with some vinyl and a rivet gun?

[MAJikMARCer]

ok then...
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/va...246021342.html

I'm thinking this person does not know what 'cafe' is. At least they aren't trying to sell it for an outrageous sum. Still more than I'd pay but it's not stupid crazy.

[Steve]

why not just highlight copy n paste so we can see the adds after they are removed?lmao

Here ya go:

Suzuki GS550-Cafe Racer - $1500 (Downtown)

Selling 1982 Suzuki GS550 Katana modified cafe racer bike.
New oil changed.
New clutch lever and brake lever changed.
New spark plugs changed.
Good engine, runs great!!
Very stylish and great for beginnier.
Come see and test to appreciate when deposit on hand.
No low baller please.



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[Toasty]

Aside from the seat it looks pretty nice.

[Flying W Man]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/3201404122.html