Craigslist "funnies"

[Steve]

damn it it's gone.
We should copy and paste em from now on.

That has been suggested MANY times and for a LONG time.

What's different now?

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[gustovh]

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2001 Suzuki GS 500 - $1100 (NE Portland Hollywood district)

Date: 2012-12-27, 1:57PM PST
Reply to this post Reply to: nzd9z-3504800573@sale.craigslist.org[?]

Selling my bike 2001 Suzuki GS 500. I love this bike and it is very reliable.

Carbs where just cleaned, bought a new battery, I stripped the paint to get it ready for a new coat, and I also threw on some new cafe racer style mirrors.

I did how ever just have it towed and ran into a couple of other troubles. It isn't worth taking to a shop for me I am just tired of the hassle. The ignition is out due to a key snapping off inside of it (also why it was towed). Maybe an easy fix maybe not go ahead and give me an offer the easier you make it for me the easier I make it for you. Worst case scenario you buy a new ignition off eBay for $25.00 or a full set with new gas cap for 125.00

Make me an offer like I said the easier it is for me the easier I will make it for you. Please reply via text, if you cannot text email is a good bet, call if you must but make sure you leave a message as I rarely pick up numbers I don't recognize.

530-514-3826
Again
530-514-3826

• Location: NE Portland Hollywood district
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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YOU just gotta love this one...Love this bike Very reliable...
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[cowboyup3371]

Why does that one scream stolen to me?

[Steveb64]

here's a Ducati....

http://jacksontn.craigslist.org/mcy/3484737305.html

Well - sort of....

[duaneage]

Too much bourbon causes things like that.

[tkent02]

The price is too high.
About $1000 too high.

[Doug B.]

http://jacksontn.craigslist.org/mcy/3484737305.html

Well - sort of....

Ralph Nader wrote a book about this bike, 'unsafe at any speed'... seriously though, I can't see those rear strut bars holding up any amount of time at all before something lets loose.

I love how he says several times it gets lots of attention.. wrong kind of attention I bet..

[MAJikMARCer]

WOW, another pile of crap.

Every time I see these terrible bikes I hear Luke Skywalker after he first sees the Millennium Falcon.

What a piece of junk!

[trevor]

Check this guy out...he has been advertising this bike forever at this crazy price. I told him I admired his persistence but good luck. lol I guess I'm not the only one that feels this way. HEHE...

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/mcd/3508963037.html

This is what I said to him a couple of weeks ago..

I admire your persistance but man take a hint, you are way
> over priced on that bike. I have 3 80s suzukis. I bought a
> 1980 gs750 in mint all original condition, from the original
> owner with 27000kms on it for $2200. Go on the forum
> GSresources and list it there for some feed back and who
> knows, someone might buy it.
>
> Trevor

And his reply to me...Funny

Well the price is advertized at
> 2295. That means to most people it is a retail price
> (that's why its 2295 instead of rounding to 2300) I have
> sold 6 of these Suzuki bikes, some GS400T some GS400L. Last
> one sold 4 months ago for 2100. I have three GSXR 750
> models from 1980 to 1983. I bought all three for 300
> dollars. The GSX 750 does not fit the market I am selling
> to. (Therefore those 750 bikes are being parted out.) The
> people I am after are: first time riders and the people not
> wanting to pay 800 per year to ICBC and would rather pay
> under 400 per year. Also the Suzuki GSXR is not a good bike
> for beginners to learn on.
>
> Many of the bikes I refurbish and sell are to ladies, who
> cannot handle a 500 pound bike. They prefer the handling
> of a 400 pound bike. To rebuild your carbs on a Suzuki 750
> bike is about 3-400 dollars. To rebuild the brakes is
> another 250. To put new tires on is another 300. To put
> new steering bearings in is another 150. To install chain
> (other than the shaft drive bikes, is another 100 dollars. I
> have done all this on these bikes. If you know of a place
> that can do it for less, then buy that bike. I spend at
> least 600 dollars in parts for these bikes plus about 20-30
> hours of time. It is a hobby. If you can spin a wrench and
> fix your own bikes, you can buy bikes that need a bit of
> work and save big time.
>
> The people I sell bikes to, do not have either the ability
> to do so, or do not have a place to work on bikes. The
> people that buy bikes from me are the same people that
> expect me to fix them if needed. I do bike repairs for a
> number of dealerships in town as they find my work to be
> good and my prices are good. I rebuild twin carburetors
> for 150 dollars, quad carbs for 250. I paint tanks and side
> covers (similar to original quality, not show bike quality
> for 150 dollars for a tank and two side covers. Add all
> this up and you are buying my bike for 3-4 hundred. Then you
> will pay 1600 or more to get it into near new condition.
>
> Also note that many times I sell a bike to someone for 2000
> I resell it for them if they want to get a bigger newer
> bike. So in the long run the bikes usually costs them little
> or nothing to own.
>
> Why is it you are interested in my adverts? It's A free
> advert site. Don't lose any sleep over posted adverts.
>
>
> You paid 2200 for a 80's bike.... Why is my 2200 dollar bike
> overpriced? There is no difference in price between a
> used 400 cc bike and a 750 cc bike or for that matter an
> 1100 cc bike. Same year they are all the same price.
>
> I like to entertain all kinds of people over here at my
> hobby shop to talk bikes, and other things. You are
> welcome to drop on by and look at my collector bikes, the
> bikes I am rebuilding, the bikes I have for sale and my
> wrecking parts bikes. I might have a few parts you
> might be looking for. I currently have 12 bikes...
>
> An original Indian bike, and Royal Enfield 750, a Harley
> knucklehead, a pair of Nortons, and three Triumphs. Although
> the British bikes are going soon....
>
> Mike...
>

[MAJikMARCer]

Check this guy out...he has been advertising this bike forever at this crazy price. I told him I admired his persistence but good luck. lol I guess I'm not the only one that feels this way. HEHE...

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/mcd/3508963037.html

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I'm not sure how the conversion rate effects thing, but while he might be a little high, it doesn't seem right for that other person to be flagging this guys listings. If he's getting buyers, even if his logic seems misguided to us, then why should the 'flagger' give a crap?

[heinzh]

Land Speed Racer !

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/3511262636.html


Kawasaki GPZ1100 - $1400 (westfield)

Date: 2012-12-30, 5:55PM EST
Reply to: see below
1984 GPZ1100 with 1170kit, 10.5-1 C.R. and welded, trued crankshaft done by Falicon in florida.107hp,145mph as she sits. You could do some other minor upgrades and do much better. Bike was my LSR toy. Have title if u wish to put it back on the road(will need some work, lights,fuel tank,etc.) Have to give up due to health issues. Bike has great potential if u were inclined to turbo-charge and continue Land Speed Racing her. 1-413-454-4243. No trades, need cash.

[davidduarte]

yes, because there are so many places in western Mass that you can chase land speed records

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/3511262636.html


Kawasaki GPZ1100 - $1400 (westfield)

Date: 2012-12-30, 5:55PM EST
Reply to: see below
1984 GPZ1100 with 1170kit, 10.5-1 C.R. and welded, trued crankshaft done by Falicon in florida.107hp,145mph as she sits. You could do some other minor upgrades and do much better. Bike was my LSR toy. Have title if u wish to put it back on the road(will need some work, lights,fuel tank,etc.) Have to give up due to health issues. Bike has great potential if u were inclined to turbo-charge and continue Land Speed Racing her. 1-413-454-4243. No trades, need cash.

[trevor]

Not for wannabees!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcd/3506492347.html

[Steve]

Not for wannabees!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/va...506492347.html

That's OK, they are not for ME, either.

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[davidduarte]

That's OK, they are not for ME, either.

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well, you'd have to be a "bas ass", whatever the hell that is.