Craigslist "funnies"

[Gorminrider]

Posted: 2013-06-06, 3:00PM PDT
1986 suzuki 750 R/S - $1400 (East Van)

Mint condition, 1 owner, 26,000 kms. Need I say more. Quick sale.


iIt hasn't been a quick sale. It's been listed a long time and is relisted here.my spidey-sense is tingling.

[trevor]

I bet it gets a lotta looks. I'm also not sure if this would "make a great first bike".

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/3859013781.html

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Posted: 2013-06-07, 12:30PM PDT
1978 Suzuki GS750 - $400 (Redmond)



I have for sale or trade my 1978 Suzuki GS750. It is currently turing over but wont start up, it has good compression, clean carbs, and the timing has been set. It has new plug wires, plugs, battery, renthal super low bars, rear master cylinder, front master cylinder, seat pan. The bike did run last year when I first got it. Any questions or interest call or text (541)419-8272




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1978 Suzuki GS750 - $400 (Redmond)



I have for sale or trade my 1978 Suzuki GS750. It is currently turing over but wont start up, it has good compression, clean carbs, and the timing has been set. It has new plug wires, plugs, battery, renthal super low bars, rear master cylinder, front master cylinder, seat pan. The bike did run last year when I first got it. Any questions or interest call or text (541)419-8272




Honda, CB, Yamaha, XS, Cafe, bobber, brat, Suzuki, GS, trades, cash

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Omg that poor bike. Why would anyone think that is cool?

[eil]

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mcy/3844977190.html

here we have a very nice home madeish scooter - $100 (obo just needs a few cheap parts)







it runs and the brake is functioning it was custom made for a heavier gentlemen that ran out of money due to loosing his job, he was going to use it for getting out in the air and what not it has professional parts on it the 3hp motor will push this little thing to every bit of 50mph+ it just needs decking and the clutch the clutch is 35 new online the decking depends on you and what you want to use

So to recap:

* It "runs"
* It has "professional parts"
* It will go "50mph+"
* But the engine is not actually connected to the wheel

EDIT: Annnnd upon further inspection, the gas tank is apparently attached to the //header// by vice grips!

[ozarkdrb]

Trailer Ramp?

Is that a repurposed trailer ramp used for a frame?
Kind of a waste of a ramp....

[Spyder]

So to recap:

* It "runs"
* It has "professional parts"
* It will go "50mph+"
* But the engine is not actually connected to the wheel

EDIT: Annnnd upon further inspection, the gas tank is apparently attached to the //header// by vice grips![/QUOTE]

Um, yeah, I think that about sums it up...

I'd give him 25$ for it. It looks like fun after it was fixed and fabricated correctly...

[trevor]

"I just want out of it what I put into it". And no gauges! All this for only 2 grand. Firm! WTF??

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/nvn/mcy/3862951358.html

[MAJikMARCer]

What did he put into it? A couple cans of flat black pain and Emgo muffler? Looks like he took more OUT of the bike.

"I just want out of it what I put into it". And no gauges! All this for only 2 grand. Firm! WTF??

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/nvn/mcy/3862951358.html

[Danesa]

What did he put into it? A couple cans of flat black pain and Emgo muffler? Looks like he took more OUT of the bike.

Hey, he's got to pay for the hack saw blades, and JB Weld he used as well.

[Gorminrider]

and get this:
"Bring your own helmet, if you care to test drive, ( and must have cash in hand if taken for test drive)

Firm on price. $2000"

Don't put the cash in HIS hand before you gofor a "testdrive"- he'll disappear!

[rustybronco]

I've seen those before!!! It's a derfaqmobile made by a company called trashco.

[earlfor]

So to recap:

* It "runs"
* It has "professional parts"
* It will go "50mph+"
* But the engine is not actually connected to the wheel

EDIT: Annnnd upon further inspection, the gas tank is apparently attached to the //header// by vice grips!

Um, yeah, I think that about sums it up...

I'd give him 25$ for it. It looks like fun after it was fixed and fabricated correctly...

If it would run 50 mph, do I really want to be going down road at that speed on THAT!

[trevor]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/mcy/3865380075.html

Hehehehe......

[steve murdoch]

Trevor, i think you had better call ahead and warn P.E.I. that he is on the way.