Craigslist "funnies"

[Chrkut]

1967 Honda Scrambler - CL125A - $5500 (Ephrata)



Up for sale is an original 1967 Honda Scrambler. Everything works, the bike runs and I have the title for it. Please call and ask for Mike if interested. 717 four zero six six seven five seven. Emails will not be responded to. Won't ship, take a check or send it to Nigeria....don't waste my time.


I found Pete a bike. Shipping costs might be a bit much though...

[Buetra19]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3911979192.html

CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE - $1000 (INGLEWOOD)
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I built custom bikes ....I did the handle bars, seat, brake bracket, pipes, 5" extended to the frame, and Im working on the custom fenders tomorrow. I also rebuilt the carbs the motor runs great . ...Im thinking about changing everything I painted green to black or something more attractive . So for the most part the bike will be everything a custom bike needs hot bad ass and one of a kind mORE CUSTOM then any other suzuki cycles out there...ACE CUSTOMS.......ACE THE BUILDER 424 222 3203...............................

[Buetra19]

oh man.... what did you do, Ace?!

[850GT_Rider]

"Custom"...right down to the Form-A-Gasket on the stator cover

[earlfor]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...911979192.html

CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE - $1000 (INGLEWOOD)
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I built custom bikes ....I did the handle bars, seat, brake bracket, pipes, 5" extended to the frame, and Im working on the custom fenders tomorrow. I also rebuilt the carbs the motor runs great . ...Im thinking about changing everything I painted green to black or something more attractive . So for the most part the bike will be everything a custom bike needs hot bad ass and one of a kind mORE CUSTOM then any other suzuki cycles out there...ACE CUSTOMS.......ACE THE BUILDER 424 222 3203...............................

He should be arrested for that.

[cowboyup3371]

Do you think he likes red?

[SVSooke]

He should be arrested for that.

Drawn,quartered and shot for good measure.Poor 550

[Tamara]

That is a whole lotta red. Customizing may not be his calling.

[Gorminrider]

"Custom"...right down to the Form-A-Gasket on the stator cover

That is pretty bad,ain't it. I guess he couldn't find red Form-a-gasket


man o man. Who is ever going to strip that crap paint off. even the mirrors are painted. It looks like one of those jobs that whatever you spill paint on, you paint completely, instead of cleaning the drip off.

[GS1000G Shopper]

IMO, that much red will prevent him from seeing any green.

[storm 64]

The poor little Suzuki. It never did anything to anybody to deserve that kind of treatment.

[earlfor]

That swing arms looks like a piece of 3/8" steel bar stock too. Jeez!

[Steve]

That swing arms looks like a piece of 3/8" steel bar stock too. Jeez!

But it's "CUSTOM".

.

[GreaseMonkey]

Wow, that is just plain wrong. Maybe a circus could buy it. I could definitely imagine a clown riding it - maybe chasing a dwarf on a unicycle.

[earlfor]

But it's "CUSTOM".

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Yeah, "custom" usually means unbelievably screwed up.