Craigslist "funnies"

[SNOWBLIND78]

looks like it's going to fall apart once it gets moving. And what a terrible to kills suzuki!

I don't know what the hell this guy was thinking! It's a pretty scary contraption

[wymple]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/cto/4866283690.html

Possibilities

[cowboyup3371]

Looks like Superman made an appearance in that photo Wymple

[wymple]

I never noticed,

[ecoli]

not so much funny

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/mcy/4867353356.html

[JEEPRUSTY]

Transmission in prestige condition??????????????

Its a 1000 dollar bike with a crap black pint job and quills coming out of the seat

[JEEPRUSTY]

nice bike if you delete the fairing and get it back to oem appearance
cheap too

[Guest]

1980 SUZUKI GS1100 COLLECTOR - $3000


















1980 Suzuki GS 1100 odometer: 16754 paint color : black fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean
condition: excellent

• safety tips
• prohibited items
• product recalls
• avoiding scams

This is a 1980 Suzuki GS1100 in fabulous condition with collector plates. Well taken care of. Stored in garage. Fair weather rider. Only 16k miles. Consistent oil changes. Consistent chain waxing. Small dent in the gas tank.Transmission in prestige condition. Motor purrs. Lots of power between your legs. Brand new battery. Starts right up. Custom seat. Beautiful black color. Custom made clock included. Come take it for a spin. Title in hand. $3000 obo.

Reason for sale: no more dodge stratus.

Well if the transmission is prestige condition I think the price is right. ...

What's a Dodge status?

Is car is dead? Get out town as in get out of Dodge?

And whats with the flack stuck in the back of the seat?

Oh. Is the Beanny hat included?

[Grimly]

I presume his Dodge broke down or he had to sell it and was forced into using the bike, but the back end copped a load of buckshot from irate neighbours who thought he was letting the side down by not driving a Dodge.
Hence, selling the bike to buy another Dodge and saving his skin too.

[Guest]

Ummmm. Yea.

http://lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/4868980612.html

[Jedz123]

Ummmm. Yea.

http://lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/4868980612.html

Ummm noooo

That thing is crap... I wouldn't pay $2500 for that 650 Yamaha... I paid less for my 1000cc Yamaha.... I wouldn't ride a 650 V-star anyway... It's like the turtle of V-twins.

[JEEPRUSTY]

I wonder if motorcycles feel pain

[Rob S.]

The bike itself is only $100. The other $2k is for the word "bobber" in the ad.

[ecoli]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-Hayabusa-Custom-2004-Suzuki-Hayabusa-/271750335867?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3f45950d7b&item=271750335867&pt=US_motorcycles

[JayWB]

"This bike is perfect for someone who was a custom bike"


Guess that explains why it's not quite perfect for me: I've never been a custom bike ....