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  • JS750
    Forum Apprentice
    • Feb 2015
    • 29
    • Northern Illinois

    #5251


    Its simple listed as "cafe".
    82 GS750T
    81 GS750E
    83 GS1100ES
    # Misc Parts is always > # of Running Bikes

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    • Guest

      #5252
      I had to respond to this ad, just to make sure he didn't put an extra zero on the price. He didn't, he really thinks it's worth 10K. What a maroon. 2K bike, 3K TOPS!

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      • Rob S.
        Forum Guru
        Past Site Supporter
        • Dec 2013
        • 9384
        • New York City

        #5253
        "Serious inquiries only," yet he makes a joke by asking $10,000.
        1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

        2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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        • alke46
          Forum Sage
          Past Site Supporter
          Super Site Supporter
          • Sep 2008
          • 3213
          • Harrison, Ar.

          #5254
          Originally posted by 83GS1100E_Tornado
          I had to respond to this ad, just to make sure he didn't put an extra zero on the price. He didn't, he really thinks it's worth 10K. What a maroon. 2K bike, 3K TOPS!

          http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/5051329245.html
          You must have upset the fellow, I see the price has been lowered to only $9,000. ....
          Larry

          '79 GS 1000E
          '93 Honda ST 1100 SOLD-- now residing in Arizona.
          '18 Triumph Tiger 800 (gone too soon)
          '19 Triumph Tiger 800 Christmas 2018 to me from me.
          '01 BMW R1100RL project purchased from a friend, now for sale.

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          • witttom
            Forum Sage
            • Jan 2012
            • 1086
            • Member since 1999 (Reincarnated after purge)

            #5255
            Originally posted by alke46
            You must have upset the fellow, I see the price has been lowered to only $9,000. ....
            I sent him a message asking if it was a typo as well. He replied back and said he lowered his price to $9000, but his 'Firm' price is $8500.
            Tom Witt
            79.GS850 15.WeeStrom 09.Multistrada 09.KLX250 00.MZSkorpion 98.MZBaghira 99.Trophy

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            • Rob S.
              Forum Guru
              Past Site Supporter
              • Dec 2013
              • 9384
              • New York City

              #5256
              Originally posted by witttom
              I sent him a message asking if it was a typo as well. He replied back and said he lowered his price to $9000, but his 'Firm' price is $8500.
              Leave the poor guy alone - he's obviously disturbed.
              1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

              2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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              • G-3

                #5257
                Found this one today

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                • AKC75

                  #5258
                  Originally posted by G-3
                  I'd ride that thing man. Haha!

                  custum chopper - $350









                  One of a kind

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                  • Guest

                    #5259
                    Why is the headlight pointing straight up?

                    Why does it have only one brake? And no throttle?

                    Why does it have a pull starter?

                    Why is it a bicycle?

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                    • Grimly
                      Forum Guru
                      Past Site Supporter
                      Super Site Supporter
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 5760
                      • Ireland

                      #5260
                      Originally posted by Highway_Glider
                      Why is the headlight pointing straight up?
                      It was pointing level until some four-hundred pounder sat on it.
                      Dave
                      '79 GS850GN '80 GS850GT
                      Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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                      • witttom
                        Forum Sage
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 1086
                        • Member since 1999 (Reincarnated after purge)

                        #5261
                        Checkout the faring on this bike....



                        1983 Yamaha virago xv920 motorcycle - $1200 (salem wi.)

                        Tom Witt
                        79.GS850 15.WeeStrom 09.Multistrada 09.KLX250 00.MZSkorpion 98.MZBaghira 99.Trophy

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                        • witttom
                          Forum Sage
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 1086
                          • Member since 1999 (Reincarnated after purge)

                          #5262
                          It's a cafe racer, because.... umm.... just because.



                          ***Beautiful Suzuki 550cc Cafe' Racer*** - $1950 (Holiday)

                          Tom Witt
                          79.GS850 15.WeeStrom 09.Multistrada 09.KLX250 00.MZSkorpion 98.MZBaghira 99.Trophy

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                          • Spyder
                            Forum Sage
                            Past Site Supporter
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 3029
                            • NW Indiana

                            #5263
                            Originally posted by witttom
                            Checkout the faring on this bike....

                            http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/5050161626.html
                            How the hell does the front suspension work ? ! ? ! ?
                            '83 GS 1100T
                            The Jet


                            sigpic
                            '95 GSXR 750w
                            The Rocket

                            I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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                            • Spyder
                              Forum Sage
                              Past Site Supporter
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 3029
                              • NW Indiana

                              #5264
                              WHAT THE HELL IS A limpio?!?
                              limpio - $1150 (CHICAGO)







                              1980 suzuki GS 550 VIN: GS550E226023 paint color : black fuel : gas transmission : manual




                              Solo le falta bateria y ajuste carburado funciona
                              '83 GS 1100T
                              The Jet


                              sigpic
                              '95 GSXR 750w
                              The Rocket

                              I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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                              • Spyder
                                Forum Sage
                                Past Site Supporter
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 3029
                                • NW Indiana

                                #5265
                                !!Suzuki GS550 Brat Racer!! - $3450 (OBO)














                                Hey all, for sale is recently customized 82 Suzuki GS550 that has been made into a cafe racer/brat style motorcycle. This was an engine-out project, brought down to bare frame and rebuilt. She starts right up and is a ton of fun to ride. Here are some of the specs:

                                - Fully serviced
                                - Oil Change
                                - New Gaskets
                                - Custom Fabricated Side Covers
                                - Ceramic Coated Tank
                                - High Temp Engine Paint
                                - New Mini-Speedo
                                - New Tail lights and Aluminum Turn Signals
                                - Custom Cafe Seat
                                - New Tires
                                - New battery
                                - Fork Boots
                                - Relocated New Ignition Switch
                                - New throttle/clutch cable
                                - New grips/Low Rise Handlebars
                                - Clean/tuned carbs
                                - New Air Filter

                                This bike is a perfect custom cafe racer for the summer months with a ton of work done, so pick up a one-of-kind while the weathers warm. Asking $3,450 O.B.O. Sold as-is, no low-ballers. Text/Call Paul @ 8one5-979-7zero79
                                '83 GS 1100T
                                The Jet


                                sigpic
                                '95 GSXR 750w
                                The Rocket

                                I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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