Craigslist "funnies"

[storm 64]

Hey Growler, you were just talking about seat modifications. Maybe you can have this guy custom make you one. Haha

[Frank Z.]

Yet another definition of "cafe racer".

Vintage Cafe Racer Suzuki GS 1883 - $1100 (Austin West Campus)







1983 Suzuki GS
VIN: 19wdx
condition: good
engine displacement (CC): 40
fuel: gas
paint color: black
title status: clean
transmission: manual

I bought this bike about 8 months ago and it rides like a champ for a 1983. I have the title and a couple of helmets I could throw in for an additional fee. The Odo doesn't work and there is a leak that my mechanic said could be fixed by adding some new intake boots. I started off with this bike and its been a blast, if you're interested in cafe racers and are looking for something simple to begin your motorcyle record this is the best way to go. Send me an email and we can set up a meeting and a check up for the bike, best.

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/5099154174.html

[growler]

Hah! Exactly. I'll drop off some foam that he can put over a bunch of canned goods on the seat pan. Is there a seat pan?

Hey Growler, you were just talking about seat modifications. Maybe you can have this guy custom make you one. Haha

[Grimly]

I hate to think what shape his ass is. Or his donkey.

[GS1150Pilot]

This one must be a rare one-off. Maybe the ghost of Wankel had a hand in it. Very high tech. 5 stroke and ride-by-wire.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5115271427.html

***Selling Suzuki 2003 GSXR 600***
asking $2, 800 OBO
Good condition for 2003 and only 21, 600 miles (bought it with 20,100) Clean title
4 cylinder, 5 stroke, upgraded exhaust, replaced chain, replaced handle wires,
blue foot pegs & adjustable levers, white rims, great for weekend rides and adrenaline fix

[dorkburger]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/mcy/5114284281.html

Better hurry this one can go any.........................month now.

[Guest]

Is that really a "Diamong Plate" seat?



I won't waste his time. Not at all.

[Rob S.]

"Serious buyers don't waste my time..."

What an A-hole. How serious can you get over $1500? Besides, it's not even a five-stroke. Probably got old handle wires too.

[dorkburger]

Rob, you should go check it out.....

[witttom]

Not sure if I'd call this 'funny', but it's certainly an interesting use of a GS1000 engine.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/5124549338.html

DWARF CAR 34 FORD BODY STYLE - $4500 (LYNCHBURG)














1953 34 FORD STYLE
condition: good
cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
paint color: red
title status: clean
transmission: manual


DWARF 34 FORD BODY STYLE, GS1000 SUZUKI ENGINE, 5SPD, REVERSE, TITLE, LIGHTS, BLUE DOT TAIL LIGHTS, Etc (only 41" tall) FUN ! $4500 or best offer text or call 934 7six3 0six07 Lloyd, Thanks ! ALSO 07 HARLEY FAT BOY ! call for info !

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5124549338

[Gregory]

I saw one of those for sale recently that was street legal..... I thought if they were a two seater they may be worth playing with.

Not sure if I'd call this 'funny', but it's certainly an interesting use of a GS1000 engine.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/5124549338.html

[Clone]

Just a thought, but wouldn't that engine run really hot on the innermost cylinders? Airflow on an inline is designed to be from the front of all 4 not across 1 then 2 etc. Probably would cook the rings on the last two.

[Clone]

"Serious buyers don't waste my time..."

What an A-hole. How serious can you get over $1500? Besides, it's not even a five-stroke. Probably got old handle wires too.

So since I am not a serious buyer, I can waste his time?

[Guest]

Just a thought, but wouldn't that engine run really hot on the innermost cylinders? Airflow on an inline is designed to be from the front of all 4 not across 1 then 2 etc. Probably would cook the rings on the last two.

Yes.

Absolutely yes.

An aircooled engine with no air...And a cowling too in order to retrict it some more.

[Spyder]

Used to go see these cars race a lot. They are very fast, and I can imagine VERY fun to drive on a 1/4 mile oval.

From what I have seen of these cars they don't over heat like you would think. Or maybe they do, and they get rebuilt often? All I really know is that I have wanted one of these since the first time I got a close up look at one. Just looks plain FUN...