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[witttom]

It's not that bad. I think it'll buff right out....

Jeep Cherokee Trade - $2700 (Dillsboro Indiana)











2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited
condition: fair
engine displacement (CC): 47
fuel: gas
odometer: 153000
paint color: white
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

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Looking to trade for street bike preferably 600cc but I do like 750s to. I may be able to give a little bit of cash with Jeep for a bike.. Sorry about the inside being dirty and dusty. Cleans up great, just didn't have time. I have a 2001 Jeep grand Cherokee limited. It has the 4.7 v8 with the quatro track, so it is all wheel drive. Their is 153,000 on the body and transmission. The engine was replaced with a crate engine(brand new) it only has 9,000 on it and it is still under warranty. It was a $3000 engine. It has new tires, break pads, and rotors. It has every option so, heated seats and mirrors, sunroof, all black leather, has the infinity audio system in it. I am asking $2700 or best offer. Runs and drives great. I did take the muffler off for a better sound. The catalytic converter is still on their. I have muffler still so you could make it quiet again if you want. It sounds killer tho. I love it. The flaws is the driver side, my mom rubbed down a telephone pole and dented the doors in, and fender and bumper pulled down. I then bought off of her and did some trail riding and rubbed the passenger side down a tree. But it is not nearly as bad as the drivers side. Also the transmission is the quatrotrack so it is all wheel drive

Tags: Jeep, lifted, trade, crotch rocket, bike, quad, dirt bikes, cars, truck, car, 5 speed, stick, manual, woods, motorcycle, boot, mud, rig

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/5128538318.html

[sinkankan]

Third telegraph pole is a charm, probably right in the front when the daughter drives it, the rest of the family have had a go!

[earlfor]

Third telegraph pole is a charm, probably right in the front when the daughter drives it, the rest of the family have had a go!

At least he put that little bit of extra effort into it and matched up both sides. LOL

[Rob S.]

Jeff Spiccoli: "I can fix this. My dad has a great set of tools!"

[dorkburger]

Kill lincoln!

[wymple]

Condition fair?? Seriously??

[Guest]

The flaws is the driver side, my mom rubbed down a telephone pole and dented the doors in, and fender and bumper pulled down. I then bought off of her and did some trail riding and rubbed the passenger side down a tree. But it is not nearly as bad as the drivers side.

I love how he throws Mom under the bus, then has to admit he did the same thing with the other side. We see who gives the driving lessons in the family.

[witttom]

I think I may have posted this one before, but I cringe every time it pops up again....

Particularly: "All parts are original to bike"

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/5094489578.html

79 GS 750E - $2250 (cincinnati)






1979 GS 750E
fuel: gas
transmission: manual

79 GS750E 18,300 original miles Bike was built with all original parts, new stator and rectifier/ regulator, new ignition coils-plugs- wires ,new battery, fresh oil change with new filter,cut down seat pan (wraped with gator) cut down 4into 2 exhaust, 7" stretched aluminum swingarm polished to a mirror finish! Has turn signals brake light also have chrome front and rear fenders(not on bike). Comes with front fearing(cafe style). All parts are original to bike
only after maket part on bike is the drag bars and brake light. Asking 2250$
513two388854 18,300 original miles.


Muscle bike bobber chopper rat rod street fighter custom built chevy ford dodge 4x4

post id: 5094489578

[dorkburger]

That rear brake line and the mirror polished swingarm look great!
A fine original machine. Should get asking price plus.

[trtsmb]

What's up with the brake line? I like the rusted chain and discs and whatever has been leaking down the side of the tranny on the left side.

[Weapon]

that will be the skunky gas leaking from the petcock :S

[Rob S.]

That rear brake line might as well have a sign on it:

"Touch me...bend me...break me!"

And "street fighter"? I think the stretched swingarm negates that possibility.

[Guest]

What's up with the brake line? I like the rusted chain and discs and whatever has been leaking down the side of the tranny on the left side.

That's the original parts.

[JamesWhut?]

What's up with the brake line? I like the rusted chain and discs and whatever has been leaking down the side of the tranny on the left side.

"Fuel" (more like furniture varnish at this point) leaking from the gummed up carbs and the rotted tank.

[Guest]

Is that a thrush muffler from a car on that thing?

Red pipes save lives.