Craigslist "funnies"

[Spyder]

Id be very interested, IF he had a realistic price of $300...

[bobgroger]

Possibly the ugliest bike I have ever seen....

http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/mcy/5161274085.html

[trevor]

"Prolly needs new bearings"...wow, nice command of the English language.

[bobgroger]

That's American English. It's our school system.... All we need is a modern day Nero to start fiddling
Is Canada accepting US immigrants?

[dorkburger]

At least there is punctuation included. Ive seen a hell of a lot worse on CL....

[Rob S.]

The lunchbox is filled with lead to counter balance the tail pipe. Or is that a heated sissy bar?

[trevor]

That's American English. It's our school system.... All we need is a modern day Nero to start fiddling
Is Canada accepting US immigrants?

Lol...only draft dodgers.

[trtsmb]

Basically, he had an old farm tractor rusting in the yard and thought the parts would go well with a motorcycle.

[Grimly]

Possibly the ugliest bike I have ever seen....

http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/mcy/5161274085.html

"Active duty" - I think he should have ducked.

[witttom]

Not sure if I'd call this 'funny', but it's certainly an interesting use of a GS1000 engine.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/5124549338.html

DWARF CAR 34 FORD BODY STYLE - $4500 (LYNCHBURG)








1953 34 FORD STYLE
condition: good
cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
paint color: red
title status: clean
transmission: manual


DWARF 34 FORD BODY STYLE, GS1000 SUZUKI ENGINE, 5SPD, REVERSE, TITLE, LIGHTS, BLUE DOT TAIL LIGHTS, Etc (only 41" tall) FUN ! $4500 or best offer text or call 934 7six3 0six07 Lloyd, Thanks ! ALSO 07 HARLEY FAT BOY ! call for info !

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5124549338

Price is going up.....

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/5164952739.html

Mini ratrod street legal with a title! - $6500 (trenton)

1932 ford
fuel: gas
transmission: manual


Mini ratrod street legal with a title. Very fast Gs 1000 Suzuki motor with add on reverse motor. Working headlights and taillights. Bust your buddies ass in this extremely fast little ride!!! $6,500 cash or trade on nice Harleys or custom bikes or ????? Ask all I can do is say no. Trade value must be more than 6,500. 513-649-3139

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post id: 5164952739

[RaiderGT]

Brand new MSRP on one of these is $5800......

http://smd.craigslist.org/mcy/5165210196.html

2014 Honda CB500F - $9000 (waldorf)






2014 Honda CB500F
condition: like new
fuel: gas
odometer: 964
paint color: black
title status: clean
transmission: manual

• safety tips
• prohibited items
• product recalls
• avoiding scams

2014 Honda CB500F sports bike. No damage, no issues, only 964 miles on her.

Just need to sell - can't ride anymore.

$9000 OBO
Rides great.

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[earlfor]

Lots of clowns on Craigs. heh eh

[Clone]

Possibly the ugliest bike I have ever seen....

http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/mcy/5161274085.html

Ok, I have seen a 1930 JD original muffler and it is not that Peavey Mart special he has on there for a muffler.
Have you noticed that people build these rat bikes/cafe racers and then find out just how f@#*ked up they are and that they ride like crap. Then try to unload them for ridiculous amounts so they can buy a bike that works.......................

[Vmass]

I'll assume they created it to pick up the kegs.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/mcy/5161175679.html

[Guest]

https://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/5145184837.html

Honda made in Italy??? Nothing against Italy but I hope the engine was at least assembled in Japan. Call me a bigot but "Made in Japan" is kinda what I'm looking for in a Honda. Nice looking bike.