Craigslist "funnies"

[AshesOfAnother]

It's like riding a cloud!

[lizardslaps]

wonder what this guy was thinking to many cans of mat spray paint if you ask me

[subforry]

I'm at a loss for words.....

http://chambana.craigslist.org/mcy/5161156173.html

1985 gs 550 - $1500 (Mahomet)

Custom bike 16000 miles tons of new parts .. Needs finished but is drivable .. 217 39zero 1760 text with any questions

Drivable, the seller must have meant diveble since it looks like the gas tank has been replaced with SCUBA tanks.

[AshesOfAnother]

Ya know, other than the bars it's not that bad for what it is. Not the scuba bike, it's garbage.

[Guest]

Another disillusioned Harley owner. Yea, your bike is badass, keep telling yourself that.

https://scranton.craigslist.org/mcy/5127193781.html

[allojohn]

Another disillusioned Harley owner. Yea, your bike is badass, keep telling yourself that.

https://scranton.craigslist.org/mcy/5127193781.html

I dunno, I think he's taking the p!ss. More entertaining than the average ad.

[Guest]

I dunno, I think he's taking the p!ss. More entertaining than the average ad.

Entertaining yes, truthful? Not even close.

[dorkburger]

This just popped into my mind. Who would want to deal with a person that writes a douchey ad like that.

I always thought that conventional wisdom was that if one is hung like a can of Pringles, he has no need for open pipes....

[Guest]

Not sure it belongs in "Funnies" but I don't want it.

Can you imagine the drag from that thing?
Small wheel like a wheel barow or a for scooter speeds. That thing would burn bearings...No?

And what is it with the landing gear in front? Cause it ain't installed?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-moto-sport-promenade/laurentides/gs1100g-fonctionne-parfait-avec-sidecar-articule/1097807113?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true&siteLocale=en_CA

gs1100g Fonctionne parfait, avec sidecar articul?

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26-ao?t-15
1 200,00 $
2578 Rue R?mi V?zina, Val-David, QC J0T 2N0 Afficher la carte
Suzuki
GS
Propri?taire
Noir
1100
23000
1982

GS1100G que j'ai retap? m?caniquement. plusieurs pi?ces remplac?es vient avec sidecar articul? pas encore install?, il faudra faire des brackets. Juste le sidecar vaut plus que le prix demand?. Pas de t?tage, premier arriv? premier servi. Neufs; magneto, pneu arri?re, petcock, cabus refaits et calibr?s, gasket de t?te, gasket de couver de valve, cable rpm et speedo, flasher relay, plugs, huile et filtre, starter rebuild... Besoin d'un nouveau cadran rpm pour l'esth?tique. Sidecar A1

Translate aproximately as:

GS1100G that I fixed. Many parts replaced commes with articulated sidecar. Not installed right now. Brackets need to be made. The sidecar is worth more than the asking price. No time waster. First come first served.

New; Magneto, rear tire, petcock, Cabs (Sic) redone and calibrated, head gasket, valve cover, rpm cable and speedo, flasher relay, plugs, oil and filter, rebuilt starter...

Need a new rpm clock for the esthetic.

[Gregory]

That cracked me up...best ad for a bike I have read

[Guest]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-other/saskatoon/1973-suzuki-gt380/1098809258?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

This isn't funny if it's used for parts.
Somebody come get it.

[wymple]

Those were a nice ride, pretty good seat. Didn't sound sh*tty like the Kaws did.

[Guest]

Hey!
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[Grimly]

Small wheel like a wheel barow or a for scooter speeds. That thing would burn bearings...No?

Apparently not; the trailer guys commonly use 8" wheels at bike speeds. Cheap nasty bearings give trouble, but not decent ones.

[chuck hahn]

WORLDS EARLIEST HONDA V TWIN FOUND!!!!!!!!

Yes they had a VT 1100 in 1977..LMAO

https://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/5176136736.html