Craigslist "funnies"

[Eli69]

http://boise.craigslist.org/mcy/5618402554.html

I guess Idaho potatoes must be tainted in some way.



"Wow! So ugly it's awesome. Custom hand made beast. Fast, fun and gets a ton of attention."

Ugly is the new awesome I guess.

i don't trust the builder, he put the fuel filter in backwards.

[Buffalo Bill]

He's probably selling it to pay for a divorce and his one legged ex wife's medical treatments, and/or his own.
Fking dangerous machine.

[JTGS850GL]

Some people just don't have a very good mastery of the language:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/5657449345.html

1991 Suzuki
Engine runs good
Transmission runs good
Clean title
I have the red covers for da body
It crank but won't stay running my cuz say clean fuel lines it jus been Sitn so I never had my guy come clean lines I sell cars
I Honestly don't kno nothing bout a motor cycle
Never road one before in my life

Could be a decent deal though.

[Buffalo Bill]

Those 600s get trashed by clueless newbee squids, just sitting like that.
Seems the only posts on katriders.com these days is; “My bike won't start!”

[Brendan W]

Some people just don't have a very good mastery of the language:

Ole Brer Wabbit didn't appear to have mastery of the language either. Sounding dumb is bait to some.

[geol]

Can someone loan me $9200?

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/5643803546.html

[1948man]

Can someone loan me $9200?

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/5643803546.html

Wow, I'm grabbin' that. You never should have alerted the hive if you wanted it.

[Spyder]

favorite this post Honda 450 Custom - $9200 (Lexington) hide this posting

This a custom Honda 450 built by Kenny Fincher out of High Point N.C. It was picked up late July of 2015. The motor, motor frame carriage and the fork are original. The two tone tank is off an early model dirt bike. All other parts are new or new custom built by hand. The frame, fenders, tank and wheels are powder coated. The motor, fork and the forward controls are textured black. The front wheel is a 21 inch and the rear is an 18 inch by 240 wide. It is custom so it only has front brake. It does not have a gas gauge nor a speedometer. It is push button start. The bike has headlight and tail lights/brake lights. It is a rigid bike with the air bag under the seat, combined with tire pressure, it provides a more comfortable ride.


Well then... So... I guess a bike isn't truly "custom" unless it only has FRONT brakes... It is really cool to LOOK at, but couldn't event conceive to ride that thing...

[Buffalo Bill]

Kinda steam punk. Looks like something from a Dr. Seuss movie.
How does a dope reach the handle bars from the seat

[geol]

I doubt seriously that someone actually would sit on that seat. The horizontal frame rail looks more comfy.

[Guest]

Some people just don't have a very good mastery of the language:




Could be a decent deal though.

That's what happens when you speak Ebonics instead of English most of your life. In my neck of the woods, it's Spanglish.

Everybody should buy used motorcycle tires, right? Right?

https://mcallen.craigslist.org/mpo/5623117560.html

[Gregory]

i agree with everyone. No wonder why he didnt take a picture with someone on the bike in a riding position.

I can only think of one guy that could ride that thing--- CLYDE.

[yank]

Can someone loan me $9200?

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/5643803546.html

I might consider sitting on it while walking and riding the clutch up a ramp like they do on those biker build shows! You might even have to pay me...

[glib]

favorite this post Honda 450 Custom - $9200 (Lexington) hide this posting

This a custom Honda 450 built by Kenny Fincher out of High Point N.C. It was picked up late July of 2015. The motor, motor frame carriage and the fork are original. The two tone tank is off an early model dirt bike. All other parts are new or new custom built by hand. The frame, fenders, tank and wheels are powder coated. The motor, fork and the forward controls are textured black. The front wheel is a 21 inch and the rear is an 18 inch by 240 wide. It is custom so it only has front brake. It does not have a gas gauge nor a speedometer. It is push button start. The bike has headlight and tail lights/brake lights. It is a rigid bike with the air bag under the seat, combined with tire pressure, it provides a more comfortable ride.


Well then... So... I guess a bike isn't truly "custom" unless it only has FRONT brakes... It is really cool to LOOK at, but couldn't event conceive to ride that thing...

Question is, would the lack of circulation in your lower extremities fool your brain into believing that your butt was not in agony in that seat.

[yank]

Question is, would the lack of circulation in your lower extremities fool your brain into believing that your butt was not in agony in that seat.

Actually my biggest concern would be that someone I know would see me!