Craigslist "funnies"

[Guest]

https://showlow.craigslist.org/mcy/5877038199.html

Its getting harder to find these molded bikes with cheatless cabs fabedited into them.

What the hell country is that from, or what the hell is he trying to say...or both.

[Guest]

HahaHAHAH what in the....????

Classic hideous paint job. I'll never understand the flaming skull motif.

Everyone wants to be Ghost Rider.

[Burque73]

At least the rear shocks are still there! It actually looks kinda like a Tim Burton creation. What a mess though.

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/5880001139.html

1980 Suzuki GS850 - $700 (Tome)





1980 Suzuki GS850. Currently not running but the engine is in good condition. Was reworking the carbs and have a lot of new parts invested. Great project bike (rat rod style). I just dont have time to put into it anymore. $700.00 OBO.

[trevor]

[Burque73]

That's pretty dead on. My wife asked if I was looking at bike porn again!

[wyly]

That's pretty dead on. My wife asked if I was looking at bike porn again!

yup that's my life ...."Why do you need three bikes!!!!!"

[dorkburger]

Funny....
Years ago when my wife and me were dating, I was paging thru a Fredericks of Hollywood catalog she got in the mail ( think Victorias Secret, but racier). On one particular page there were scantily clad models leaning on the best year of all Chevelles - a 1966. I went crazy..... for the car... she should have known then that there was a "problem".

[trevor]

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/5883287786.html

Customized one of a kind, too much to list, thousands in chrome, RYK MOK paint, $7500 or $7000 without the tassels. Will trade for '81-'85 Cavalier. Look good, get laid. Instant street cred. Why go to born free when you're dream bike is right here. Call or text for more info.

[dorkburger]

$500 dollar tassels?
80s Cavalier? Aren't they available for like 5 bucks by now, or am I wrong in thinking Chevy Cavalier?
Thousands in chrome??

[Gorminrider]

Cripes! I can't help imagining what happens when it corners against that licenceplate holder (lower-left) just WHAT are those hoops on the tank supposed to be? Gloveholders? Never seen that before...

[Brendan W]

Cripes! I can't help imagining what happens when it corners against that licenceplate holder (lower-left) just WHAT are those hoops on the tank supposed to be? Gloveholders? Never seen that before..

They are tubes for cooling the fuel to prevent overheating.

[cowboyup3371]

They are tubes for cooling the fuel to prevent overheating.

I'm glad I finished drinking my soda before I read that

[Gorminrider]

They are tubes for cooling the fuel to prevent overheating.

aahha... and that inspires idea they are cooling tubes for onboard distilleration of a portable crack factory?

[Guest]

This beauty was traded in at a Harley dealer & the dealer wants rid of it.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1982-Suzuki-SV-/201723665012

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[Buffalo Bill]

He listed it for double the trade in value for junk, now priced for the parts salvage value, as all rat bikes should be.