Craigslist "funnies"

[earlfor]

I like the "routine maintenance every 300 miles".

Goldwings are noted for NOT needing much maintenance and certainly not that often.

Ahhh, the wafting aroma of the Craigslist BS vulture is rather strong. LOL

[Spyder]

Really makes me want to go buy a cheap "burn" phone from Wally World and start texting this guy...Any of the other scams I see too... Like the '06 GSXR 1000 that is for sale in 3 different states for $1000... Sadly people are dumb enough to call on them...

[gordinho80]

Just create a google account and sign up for google voice... its free and you can text all you want. I conduct all of my CL communications via Google Voice. Never use my actual number.

[Burque73]

I think the robot got these ads mixed up. The red trike goes in this ad.

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/d/motor-cycle-honda-gold-wing/6257565674.html

Motor Cycle Honda Gold Wing - $2000 hide this posting

2008 Honda Gold Wing

fuel: gas
transmission: automatic


2008 Honda Gold Wing Trike With Utility Trailer Just Beautiful Must See !!! Too Many Options to List !


Next week we'll see an ad for a silver Gold Wing but the pic will be a sport bike with "Shorty Levers, Puig Touring Windshield, Custom Corbin Leather Seats, Tank Guard, Yoshimura Frame Sliders, Swingarm Spool Sliders (10 millimeter), and spare stock fairing, stock seating, stock windshield, stock levers."

[dorkburger]

I'm calling dibs on this. Everyone back the heck off.

https://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/d/1980-suzuki-gs850/6264290238.html

[bobgroger]

I'm calling dibs on this. Everyone back the heck off.

https://westernmass.craigslist.org/m...264290238.html

You can have mine for 1/4 that....

[Guest]

Another bobber done fairly well. I'd ride it...but I don't know for how long.

https://corpuschristi.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2001-star-xvs-650-bobber/6271232674.html

[earlfor]

I'm calling dibs on this. Everyone back the heck off.

https://westernmass.craigslist.org/m...264290238.html

$12,500 for a GS 850? Ad says cared for by older owner. It should say cared for by older owner out of contact with reality. LOL I'd like to be fly on the wall and have heard how he came to the conclusion it was worth that.

[steve murdoch]

Things that make you go hmmmmmm.....
Forward mount foot controls on a mini ELR clone?

https://buffalo.craigslist.org/mcy/d/1977-kz-650-eddie-lawson/6272071038.html

[JJ]

Another bobber done fairly well. I'd ride it...but I don't know for how long.

https://corpuschristi.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2001-star-xvs-650-bobber/6271232674.html

Looking at the size of the tank, not for long! LOL

[Buffalo Bill]

Looking at the size of the tank, not for long! LOL

WTF kinda riding position would that be? Get a sore butt, back sprain and deaf in your right ear, all on the way to the next dive bar.

[SVSooke]

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/custom-sportster-The-Mortician-_30496574

Because that's who you will be seeing soon if you ride it ?

[Guest]

"Hey Ma! Hand me a screwdriver and a beer, i'm gonna fix the bike!"

https://eugene.craigslist.org/mcy/d/suzuki/6275773126.html

"Carburetor is off and head light need to be placed back on.
Ran fine before taking it off"

[wymple]

It ran fine, so he took stuff off?

[Buffalo Bill]

It ran fine, so he took stuff off?

What, don't that make sense?