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  • alke46
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    • Sep 2008
    • 3213
    • Harrison, Ar.

    #7126
    I think it is the perfect example of a fried brain. I mean seriously, does this person have even 1 brain cell left?
    Larry

    '79 GS 1000E
    '93 Honda ST 1100 SOLD-- now residing in Arizona.
    '18 Triumph Tiger 800 (gone too soon)
    '19 Triumph Tiger 800 Christmas 2018 to me from me.
    '01 BMW R1100RL project purchased from a friend, now for sale.

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    • Buffalo Bill
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      • Jun 2008
      • 6004
      • New Buffalo, Michigan 49117

      #7127
      I can't think of an adequate comment…
      'Cept I do see trailer homes back there up the ravine.
      1982 GS1100G-
      1990 GSX750/1127
      1987 Honda CBR600F Hurricane
      1985 Kawasaki GPz750

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      • Gorminrider
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        • Aug 2012
        • 4803
        • British Columbia, Canada

        #7128
        Originally posted by bobgroger
        I think this is an ad for Outcall service since Craigslist shut down the Personals area.
        hah! good catch quite possible !

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        • Steve
          GS Whisperer
          • Jun 2005
          • 35924
          • southwest oHIo

          #7129
          Originally posted by Buffalo Bill
          I can't think of an adequate comment…
          'Cept I do see trailer homes back there up the ravine.
          "Ravine"???

          That would be "back there up in the holler".
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          mine: 2000 Honda GoldWing GL1500SE and 1980 GS850G'K' "Junior"
          hers: 1982 GS850GL - "Angel" and 1969 Suzuki T250 Scrambler
          #1 son: 1986 Yamaha Venture Royale 1300 and 1982 GS650GL "Rat Bagger"
          #2 son: 1980 GS1000G
          Family Portrait
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          Want a copy of my valve adjust spreadsheet for your 2-valve per cylinder engine? Send me an e-mail request (not a PM)
          (Click on my username in the upper-left corner for e-mail info.)

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          • Buffalo Bill
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            • Jun 2008
            • 6004
            • New Buffalo, Michigan 49117

            #7130
            Originally posted by Steve
            "Ravine"???

            That would be "back there up in the holler".
            very good Steve.
            This forum really needs updated functions. So people could "Like" comments and posts without posting answers.
            Seen and enjoyed over on TalkBass.com
            PS: Basscliff is really popular over thar too.
            1982 GS1100G-
            1990 GSX750/1127
            1987 Honda CBR600F Hurricane
            1985 Kawasaki GPz750

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            • Guest

              #7131
              Worst job of Photoshopping I've ever seen.

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              • chuck hahn
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                • May 2009
                • 25918
                • Norman, Oklahoma

                #7132
                Well Meth and Crack prices sure must be "HIGH"...pun intended. This guy doesnt have one usable part worth 800 bucks on this wreck in my opinion. Am I missing something????


                Last edited by chuck hahn; 04-24-2018, 08:27 PM.
                MY BIKES..1977 GS 750 B, 1978 GS 1000 C (X2)
                1978 GS 1000 E, 1979 GS 1000 S, 1973 Yamaha TX 750, 1977 Kawasaki KZ 650B1, 1975 Honda GL1000 Goldwing, 1983 CB 650SC Nighthawk, 1972 Honda CB 350K4, 74 Honda CB550

                NEVER SNEAK UP ON A SLEEPING DOG..NOT EVEN YOUR OWN.


                I would rather trust my bike to a "QUACK" that KNOWS how to fix it rather than a book worm that THINKS HE KNOWS how to fix it.

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                • Buffalo Bill
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                  • Jun 2008
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                  • New Buffalo, Michigan 49117

                  #7133
                  If there's low ballers on CL, there's just as many HIGH BALLERS!!!!
                  1982 GS1100G-
                  1990 GSX750/1127
                  1987 Honda CBR600F Hurricane
                  1985 Kawasaki GPz750

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                  • earlfor
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                    • May 2002
                    • 42410
                    • off grid cabin 1/24/26 7pm

                    #7134
                    Originally posted by chuck hahn
                    Well Meth and Crack prices sure must be "HIGH"...pun intended. This guy doesnt have one usable part worth 800 bucks on this wreck in my opinion. Am I missing something????


                    If it was free, it still wouldn't be a good deal. Parts are unobtainable and you will find no one that knows anything about working on one or setting it up. Also the rotor seals were notoriously short lived and they are no longer made or available. Performance was poor and gas mileage was dismal.
                    Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

                    I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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                    • Guest

                      #7135
                      Originally posted by earlfor
                      If it was free, it still wouldn't be a good deal. Parts are unobtainable and you will find no one that knows anything about working on one or setting it up. Also the rotor seals were notoriously short lived and they are no longer made or available. Performance was poor and gas mileage was dismal.
                      +1 on that. Even the spark plugs are unique.


                      I passed on a sweet RE5 because it was a safe bet that I couldn?t keep it on the road.
                      A GT750 is a good pick if you are feeling adventurous and want something different.

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                      • Spyder
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                        • Mar 2012
                        • 3029
                        • NW Indiana

                        #7136
                        If you can't kick that thing over, you can BET that everything internal is rusted tight... Only thing that is good for is extra weight on your next trip to the scrap center...

                        The Motorcycle museum out by me (Kerstings) has one in perfect condition. Cool bike, but just a failed concept. The rotary engine was never very efficient. Even the newer injected ones...
                        '83 GS 1100T
                        The Jet


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                        '95 GSXR 750w
                        The Rocket

                        I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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                        • chuck hahn
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                          • May 2009
                          • 25918
                          • Norman, Oklahoma

                          #7137
                          And Rotary Recycle has closed its doors so I am told.
                          MY BIKES..1977 GS 750 B, 1978 GS 1000 C (X2)
                          1978 GS 1000 E, 1979 GS 1000 S, 1973 Yamaha TX 750, 1977 Kawasaki KZ 650B1, 1975 Honda GL1000 Goldwing, 1983 CB 650SC Nighthawk, 1972 Honda CB 350K4, 74 Honda CB550

                          NEVER SNEAK UP ON A SLEEPING DOG..NOT EVEN YOUR OWN.


                          I would rather trust my bike to a "QUACK" that KNOWS how to fix it rather than a book worm that THINKS HE KNOWS how to fix it.

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                          • bccap
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                            • May 2011
                            • 27256
                            • Vancouver B.C.

                            #7138
                            Other than the price which is a pipe dream. It looks like a nice bike. As for the $4500 rebuilt engine by " professionals ". Modern is a well known shop in Vancouver that has a terrible rating by the BBB as well as numerous terrible online reviews. If you live here and ride a Suzuki, you know " Murray ". I like Murray and get along well with him, but he is a bit of a rounder and he definitely saw this guy coming from a mile away........
                            https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/mcy/d/1981-suzuki-gs1100e/6561099371.html


                            1981 Suzuki GS1100e - $12000 (North Vancouver)

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                            Suzuki gs1100e

                            fuel: gas
                            transmission: manual


                            The GS1100E can truly be called the first "modern superbike" because of its use of a four-valve cylinder head with a narrow included valve angle and wedge-shaped squish band combustion chambers -- technology first used by Cosworth in its race car engines. Suzuki called its version TSCC, or "Twin Swirl Combustion Chamber." It made the GS1100E the fastest bike on the strip when introduced in 1980, and good enough to be named Cycle World's Superbike of the Year for three consecutive years from 1981-1983.
                            The GS1100ES' combination of consistent sub-11-second quarters, nimble yet stable handling, long-distance touring comfort, simple maintenance and bulletproof reliability contributed to the GS1100E's position as fifth "most significant motorcycle" from the previous 35 years by Rider magazine in 1999.

                            The conclusion reached by motorcycle journalists in 1983 was that the GS1100ES was simply the best all-round big bike on the market. Perhaps Cycle World said it best: "The engine and frame and suspension are right. The motor is brilliant, making tons of power at every engine speed without ever seeming to work at it. The GS ... doesn't overpower its chassis ... the suspension is excellent under most conditions. Taken as a whole, as a complete motorcycle, the GS works, and works well."

                            65,000 km. At 57,000 km engine rebuilt properly and professionally at Modern motorcycles at a cost of $4500.
                            Tires are new, brakes are new, very well maintained, looks beautiful, runs beautiful! On collector plates.
                            $12,000 firm.

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                            • Burque73
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                              • Mar 2016
                              • 4710
                              • Albuquerque, NM

                              #7139
                              Free Gas

                              Roger

                              '83 GS850G Daily rider
                              '82 GS1100GK Work in (slow) progress

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                              • cowboyup3371
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                                • Apr 2010
                                • 13996
                                • In Ohio Now

                                #7140
                                Too late; already deleted
                                Cowboy Up or Quit. - Run Free Lou and Rest in Peace

                                1981 GS550T - My First
                                1981 GS550L - My Eldest Daughter's - Now Sold
                                2007 GSF1250SA Bandit - My touring bike

                                Sit tall in the saddle Hold your head up high
                                Keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky and live like you ain't afraid to die
                                and don't be scared, just enjoy your ride - Chris Ledoux, "The Ride"

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