Craigslist "funnies"

[trevor]

[RustyTank]

Holy moly! That sh** is funny!
Thanks Trevor.

[adamdaz]

Facebook marketplace description: Was running. Needs carb cleaned.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1654578648219014/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3A6654bbef-51f2-4824-b7e9-f96607c64fff

[Gorminrider]

ah, those magic words "Was running. Needs carb cleaned." I just wish for one more word and maybe an ellipsis "Was running. Needs carb cleaned and ..."

[xkaes]

How about "Was running when originally manufactured..........."

[earlfor]

I have a craving for a Big Mac

$20K?, uh NO! $2K, nope! $200, let me think about it. ehe

[Rob S.]

How about "Was running when originally manufactured..........."

"Was running." Every bike was running.

I could not tell that it is a Kawasaki. I still can't discern how many cylinders or cc's it has.

The poster child for neglected motorcycles. "Please...this winter, you can symbolically adopt a motorcycle. Time is running out."

[Grimly]

The poster child for neglected motorcycles. "Please...this winter, you can symbolically adopt a motorcycle. Time is running out."

LOL. Nice one. fifteen blanks

[Brendan W]

$20K?, uh NO! $2K, nope! $200, let me think about it. ehe

Look closer, that's the rare limited edition with the updraught carbs........

[Rob S.]

Look closer, that's the rare limited edition with the updraught carbs........

But what is (was) it? KZ440? 650?

[wymple]

KZ650 by looking at the engine

[rphillips]

I can absolutely guarantee it "might be" a KZ650.

[Gregory]

Touring bike https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/m...475491539.html

1983 suzuki gs1100e touring - $2,000 (Wayne)

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[rphillips]

Certainly not what we would expect. These days, Missing the train light won't be good.

[Rob S.]

1. Carbs need fine tuning
2. Needs 'minor' work
I'll venture it is not running well now. Not by a long shot. And just to seal the deal...
3. No title!

It's the much-desired 11E "touring model." I'll guess the monetary value of that ancient Windjammer (SS?) is one tenth the value of the proper 'train' headlight that should be there. Did I say "one tenth"? Make that 1%.

It looks like an 'outdoor' bike. If I were a capable mechanic, and saw that it started, I might go as high as 1G. IF it has a title.