Craigslist "funnies"

[toejams1]

Sick! And only slightly less than $4000 and it's yours!!!

http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/1735851991.html

[toejams1]

It can't be a sticky, the ads expire.
Thankfully.
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/1735187044.html

WTF?!?

Oh my!

[Turtleface]

I think it's funny how all of the bobber jobs state how fast the bike is. You can tell the only sort of fast riding the owners might be doing is in a straight line. No way any of these things would be able to keep up with any sort of normal bike. Gimmie an 1100 bobber/chopper, I bet a 250 Ninja would eat it up in the twisties.

[tkent02]

I can only picture hitting a bump and landing ass first on the rear wheel.

[tkent02]

I can only picture hitting a bump and landing ass first on the rear wheel.
Free castration is probably a good thing for most of these guys.

[ddaniels]

Check out this one

The seat was made by the Amish??? I wonder if it has an oak pan??

[COGS]

I just wish I had the exclusive franchise for "Flat Black Bobber" rattle can paint!

[earlfor]

I just wish I had the exclusive franchise for "Flat Black Bobber" rattle can paint!

Yeah, most of these people couldnt "build" a bike if there were no rattle cans of flat black paint available.

Earl

[tkent02]

Yeah, most of these people couldnt "build" a bike if there were no rattle cans of flat black paint available.

Earl

Don't forget hacksaws.

[seuadr]

Don't forget hacksaws.

aw nah. you don't have to have a hack saw. chain saw, file, die grinder, dremel, oxy/ace torch.. lots of options!

you wnna bob a bike, chop it, cafe it, fighter it, whatever. good for you. don't have any illusions that taking the front brake, rear fender and side covers off, and putting some diamond plate, ape hangers, and some skulls on triples the price.. thats all i ask

[Theo]

Don't forget hacksaws.

Hacksaws take effort. Sawzall is their tool of choice.

[COGS]

Hacksaws take effort. Sawzall is their tool of choice.

Here...hold my beer...and watch this!

[cowboyup3371]

How about this one I saw in the Denver CL today.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/1736586774.html

About made me dizzy

[Flying Fish]

Does KIJIJI count?
What about more money than brain?

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-Custom-built-bike-asking-half-of-what-was-paid-W0QQAdIdZ198295939

$67GS. Did he add to the price the repairs incurred when he fell?

338 KM. That's about 300 times around the block.

DP

"Engine displacement (cc)" 103

[toejams1]

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/1714015446.html

Rusty handlebars....check!
Pipes that will scrape the ground at the slightest sharp turn.......check!
Using the word "ass" three times in the ad.....check!