Craigslist "funnies"

[davidduarte]

Check out why he is selling and then look at the pictures.....Is it really going to help?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1981-...item2c5f124fcd

only 40 mpg? I used to routinely get over 50 with my 850. I'd only drop down to the 40's if I really beat on it.

[davidduarte]

Check out why he is selling and then look at the pictures.....Is it really going to help?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1981-...item2c5f124fcd

"The rear tire is almost new"??

[GS ace]

I see what you mean. There should be more than a motorcycle being auctioned.

[earlfor]

Probably should sell off all the other crap and keep the bike. LOL

Earl

[850GT_Rider]

He might be able to get a nice buck for that vintage Chevy pickup that we can just see the front corner of.....

[Tim Tom]

Biggest waste of a V8 ever

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/2541591300.html

V-8 motor and a whopping 25 mph in forward!

[davidduarte]

"I am selling my 2005 GS500F that I converted to an E. The bike has 7,500 miles and has never ever been dumped or dropped. The bike does not have any fairings anymore and I do not have them. Currently the bike needs brakes, possibly a carb cleaning (I pulled carbs and tank before storage), a right side bar end mirror, a battery charge--maybe a new one, and an oil change. I cut the frame behind the seat bracket to give it a cleaner look but this does not affect handling or stability in any way, but will need some kind of tail light/ license plate bracket fabricated. I would do it but I have lost all interest. It does have good tires, chain, sprockets (+1 -1) and paint. I will not accept trades, cash only. I am very motivated to sell so MAKE ME AN OFFER-- CURRENT OFFER IS $1400--- You can email me back here, I do reply very quickly, or TEXT only at 860-990-1289. "

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2578658100.htm

[davidduarte]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2568360328.html

[Danesa]

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/2541591300.html

V-8 motor and a whopping 25 mph in forward!

Something is seriously wrong here? So it's a barstool you can drive? Does that mean you can drink and drive and not get a ticket?

[laserred97gt]

I am all for puctuation, but c'mon. Really?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/bar/2586723736.html

[Dave8338]

That's a good point. Maybe he HAD it running and it just sat too long. But, then again, maybe he put the cart before the horse and got shineys instead of the parts that go VROOOOOM! Hopefully someone does get it running and at aright price too. It's a sexy devil.

It needs expansion chambers to run right. I see none...

[russr33]

Bavaria GS

And I always thought they came from Japan.........

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/2578594108.html

[Dave8338]

And I always thought they came from Japan.........

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/2578594108.html

OHHH GEEEEEEEEZZZZZ ! Someone please stop him, before he says something stupid.

TSC (Twin Swirl Cumbustion) was a Ford term, 20+ years ago.

Me tinks he may have few facts, confused...

[GS ace]

Did the Cosworth have it?

[davidduarte]

And I always thought they came from Japan.........

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/2578594108.html

I think this bike has been on Craigslist before.