Craigslist "funnies"

[Big T]

i have a 1992 cr 500 r fassssstttt . the motor got locked one time and my fran banged on the piston it runs now . we bored it out an put a dump truck piston in it . new valves . new vforce reeds.dual carb custom made dual to single intake! we added 2 more gears to the bottom end so it makes it rill fast . i cut the knobbies off to make slicks , we took the ratitator off so it over heats now . suicide shifter an 10in ape hangers . it smokes quite a bit an makes alot bangin so0unds sometimes but i dont know why . no emails . text only 502 291 4293

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/2713819759.html

[ddaniels]

i have a 1992 cr 500 r fassssstttt . the motor got locked one time and my fran banged on the piston it runs now . we bored it out an put a dump truck piston in it . new valves . new vforce reeds.dual carb custom made dual to single intake! we added 2 more gears to the bottom end so it makes it rill fast . i cut the knobbies off to make slicks , we took the ratitator off so it over heats now . suicide shifter an 10in ape hangers . it smokes quite a bit an makes alot bangin so0unds sometimes but i dont know why . no emails . text only 502 291 4293

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/2713819759.html

Holy crap! I almost crapped myself laughing at this one. This has to win the award for this year's all time stupid add. Too funny!

[El Giablo]

i have a 1992 cr 500 r fassssstttt . the motor got locked one time and my fran banged on the piston it runs now . we bored it out an put a dump truck piston in it . new valves . new vforce reeds.dual carb custom made dual to single intake! we added 2 more gears to the bottom end so it makes it rill fast . i cut the knobbies off to make slicks , we took the ratitator off so it over heats now . suicide shifter an 10in ape hangers . it smokes quite a bit an makes alot bangin so0unds sometimes but i dont know why . no emails . text only 502 291 4293

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/2713819759.html

Wow.... El G.

[ddaniels]

"ratitattor, ratty tatt tatt!

[rustybronco]

Holy crap! I almost crapped myself laughing at this one. This has to win the award for this year's all time stupid add. Too funny!

I totally agree with you. the add can't be for real.

[Jedz123]

i have a 1992 cr 500 r fassssstttt . the motor got locked one time and my fran banged on the piston it runs now . we bored it out an put a dump truck piston in it . new valves . new vforce reeds.dual carb custom made dual to single intake! we added 2 more gears to the bottom end so it makes it rill fast . i cut the knobbies off to make slicks , we took the ratitator off so it over heats now . suicide shifter an 10in ape hangers . it smokes quite a bit an makes alot bangin so0unds sometimes but i dont know why . no emails . text only 502 291 4293

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/2713819759.html

Holy Crap that is too funny. May have laughed really loud in a quite doctors office waiting room... It's a southern guy this add could actually be real, I've seen some crazy things those back woods guys make up...

[Guest]

Why Why Why

Paint job of the year!

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/2709972145.html

[cowboyup3371]

Paint job of the year!

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/2709972145.html

Look, it's a fancy street sweeper.

[fishfarm]

I am blind!!!!!





DP

I can easily imagine Ronald McDonald riding that.

[kcorbin]

Paint job of the year!

http://racine.craigslist.org/mcy/2709972145.html

Normally I don't comment on these, but I'm struck by the fact that somewhere, somehow, there was a dude going "Yes, this looks awesome! Exactly like I had imagined it!" when this thing was created. Truly, it takes all kinds...

[tkent02]

Isn't that Steve's bike?

[ddaniels]

I could see that bike coming into the ring at Ringling Bros. circus with three or four clowns sitting on it.

[Guest]

Thus

Thus the fringed hard bags!

Look, it's a fancy street sweeper.

[Redman]

Green and Yellow and Red

another multicolored bike.

GS550L

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/mcy/2707227658.html

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[Steve]

that's a "try-hard" bobber. just can't be done well without cutting the frame, silly fella!

You are close, Smelli, here, I'll fix it for you:

that's a "try-hard" bobber. just can't be done well, silly fella!

Isn't that Steve's bike?

Not THIS Steve.

I have a bit more taste than that.

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