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  • 7981GS

    #1621
    Originally posted by 83GS1100E_Tornado
    All it needs is a new engine, other than THAT, it's just fine.
    Is that ALL??? What a dumb AZZ!
    Perhaps he likes to push it around and finds happiness in that?


    Daniel

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    • Dave8338
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      • Aug 2006
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      • Annandale, MN

      #1622
      Originally posted by 83GS1100E_Tornado
      All it needs is a new engine, other than THAT, it's just fine. Good grief, people are so friggin' stupid.

      http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2757342701.html
      Not to mention the bonded title that the seller states, will be needed.

      Seriously...how can one blow an engine in 12K miles ? ? ?

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      • Vmass
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        • Apr 2011
        • 6100
        • Massachusetts

        #1623
        Who concerns themselves with legalities......

        Save time and money on craigslist!!

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        • jwhelan65

          #1624
          Funny!

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          • earlfor
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            • off grid cabin 1/24/26 7pm

            #1625
            Originally posted by 83GS1100E_Tornado
            All it needs is a new engine, other than THAT, it's just fine. Good grief, people are so friggin' stupid.

            http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2757342701.html
            Hmmmm, no engine and no title. I'll have to think about that one. ehe
            Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

            I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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            • Smellii

              #1626
              All that power in such a little bike.

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              • earlfor
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                #1627
                Originally posted by Dave8338
                Not to mention the bonded title that the seller states, will be needed.

                Seriously...how can one blow an engine in 12K miles ? ? ?
                Probably never changed the oil or put any oil in it, no maintenance of any kind and spent 12K miles standing it on the rear wheel. LOL
                Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

                I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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                • bccap
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                  • May 2011
                  • 27255
                  • Vancouver B.C.

                  #1628
                  Originally posted by earlfor
                  Probably never changed the oil or put any oil in it, no maintenance of any kind and spent 12K miles standing it on the rear wheel. LOL
                  Mine blew up at 600 miles. Was still on break in. If I remember correctly 5 or 6000 rpm. Was driving along at about 50 mph in the rain. The next thing I know, there's a bunch of smoke and the bike started to decelerate. When I pulled over, there was a piston and rod hanging outside the block. Had a Hell of a time getting Suzuki to come through on the warranty. They were convinced I had it on the track ! They did eventually come through.

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                  • earlfor
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                    #1629
                    Originally posted by bccap
                    Mine blew up at 600 miles. Was still on break in. If I remember correctly 5 or 6000 rpm. Was driving along at about 50 mph in the rain. The next thing I know, there's a bunch of smoke and the bike started to decelerate. When I pulled over, there was a piston and rod hanging outside the block. Had a Hell of a time getting Suzuki to come through on the warranty. They were convinced I had it on the track ! They did eventually come through.
                    At 600 miles, I assume you bought it new. That sounds like a freak of nature incident. I have put about 55k on my B12 and it runs like it did when new. Hmmm, 6k rpm would be 120+ mph on the old girl.
                    Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

                    I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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                    • bccap
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                      • Vancouver B.C.

                      #1630
                      Originally posted by earlfor
                      At 600 miles, I assume you bought it new. That sounds like a freak of nature incident. I have put about 55k on my B12 and it runs like it did when new. Hmmm, 6k rpm would be 120+ mph on the old girl.
                      Sorry, I didn't mean that I was at those revs. I just hadn't exceeded them as part of the break in period. Yes it may have been a freak. I mentioned the incident to an old timer at another shop recently. He told me that there were rumors of the owner of the shop I purchased the bike from, removing engines, running a race at the track, and then putting them back in new bikes. I don't know if it's true or not. However it might explain a comment made by Greg, when he did my carbs. He said they had been rejetted. I said that was impossible, as I was the original owner, and other than when the new engine was installed, the carbs had never been off the bike. Food for thought.

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                      • SVSooke

                        #1631
                        $4500 - 2004 jazz 125cc customReport AdMalahat (including Shawnigan Lake & Mill Bay) (View Map)

                        steel sub frame 4speed manual with clutch 10 km on orignal motor all stock cables and wiring motor has stator that charges system adjustible shocks and nitro attachment very fast very smooth i wanted to take dirt to the road ive just up dated the front end with new forks 5'' lift all honda parts crf frame all parts interchangeable its perfect for any scooter guy that wants something unique

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                        • Guest

                          #1632
                          Never worn?

                          It`s on your head. You`ve got to be kidding me. Still in the box?

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                          • 850GT_Rider

                            #1633
                            Originally posted by michaelj_444
                            It`s on your head. You`ve got to be kidding me. Still in the box?

                            http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/2794163201.html
                            LOL

                            There's so many Harley and/or female jokes there.....

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                            • Guest

                              #1634
                              I know. Just stating the obvious. I love the red hair. LMAO
                              Originally posted by wisgolfer59
                              LOL

                              There's so many Harley and/or female jokes there.....

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                              • Big T
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                                • West Slope, OR

                                #1635
                                Originally posted by michaelj_444
                                It`s on your head. You`ve got to be kidding me. Still in the box?

                                http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/2794163201.html
                                Got one of those guys out here

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