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  • glib
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    • Jul 2014
    • 1175
    • Stockton, CA

    #1

    Response to lowballer

    I got an email offer for my GS1100E which is currently on CL. My price is $2900 and "Nathan" offered $1200 and asked if he could come see it. My response:

    "Sure. Attached is how it will look for 1200 dollars. But at least it's non-opp'd so no back fees."

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  • Cipher
    Forum Sage
    • Mar 2016
    • 3129
    • Toronto Ontario

    #2
    Nice 1200 dollar bike ill give you 50?
    1983 GS 550 LD
    2009 BMW K1300s

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    • Guest

      #3
      ?You can see it for $1,200. Its $2,000 if you want to sit on it. And just for you, its $3,000 if you want to buy it.?

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      • GS1150Pilot
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        • Nov 2013
        • 18912
        • MoN, AZ

        #4
        Originally posted by glib
        I got an email offer for my GS1100E which is currently on CL. My price is $2900 and "Nathan" offered $1200 and asked if he could come see it. My response:

        "Sure. Attached is how it will look for 1200 dollars. But at least it's non-opp'd so no back fees."

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        Well done! Gods, do I hate lame@sses who waste your time like that turkey.
        "Thought he, it is a wicked world in all meridians; I'll die a pagan."
        ~Herman Melville

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        1982 CB900f

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        • glib
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          • Jul 2014
          • 1175
          • Stockton, CA

          #5
          I'm glad my sarcasm is appreciated.
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          1985 GS700ES (Bought June 2015) Sold
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          • Guest

            #6
            Perfect response, but you know he is probably a forum member.

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            • Runeight

              #7
              Originally posted by glib
              I'm glad my sarcasm is appreciated.
              It is!

              Dealt with these kind of people myself.

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              • Steve
                GS Whisperer
                • Jun 2005
                • 35924
                • southwest oHIo

                #8
                I love the response.

                You sure you'd let those yellow wires be included for that price? :-l

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                • earlfor
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                  #9
                  Good one! I wish I had thought of that. LOL
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                  • BigD_83
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                    • May 2011
                    • 4872
                    • Vancouver

                    #10
                    A well placed quip can defuse many a situation. Works for James Bond, right?
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                    • glib
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                      • Jul 2014
                      • 1175
                      • Stockton, CA

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BigD_83
                      A well placed quip can defuse many a situation. Works for James Bond, right?
                      A spectacularly appropriate comparison by my mind.
                      Last edited by glib; 03-14-2018, 08:32 PM.
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                      1985 GS700ES (Bought June 2015) Sold
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                      All Other Ground is Sinking Sand

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                      • glib
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                        • Jul 2014
                        • 1175
                        • Stockton, CA

                        #12
                        Apparently "Nathan" does not appreciate my sarcasm. I received a response from him and thought it might be fun to see who could come up with the most clever or snarky (or both) sarcastic response. Had to asterisk out some of his millennial style communication:

                        "Yea your bike isn't even worth my 1300. I just got a 2007 gsxr 750 for 1900$ so f**k you and your old ass bike"
                        Last edited by glib; 03-16-2018, 02:51 PM.
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                        1983 GS1100ES (Bought July 2014)
                        1983 GS1100E (Bought July 2014)
                        1985 GS700ES (Bought June 2015) Sold
                        On Christ the Solid Rock I Stand
                        All Other Ground is Sinking Sand

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                        • bccap
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                          • May 2011
                          • 27261
                          • Vancouver B.C.

                          #13
                          Congratulations on your purchase Nathan. One of the few bikes on the road that allow you to plug your ears with your knees...........

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                          • Charlie G
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                            • Feb 2009
                            • 6440
                            • Siskiyou county

                            #14
                            Think you'd been better off just saying "Thank you for you interest, but No"
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                            • glib
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                              • Jul 2014
                              • 1175
                              • Stockton, CA

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Charlie G
                              Think you'd been better off just saying "Thank you for you interest, but No"
                              Maybe but this was more fun and sends a message. If the guy had any sense of humor he'd have laughed it off but he's an ass so he deserves to be called out a bit.
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                              1983 GS1100ES (Bought July 2014)
                              1983 GS1100E (Bought July 2014)
                              1985 GS700ES (Bought June 2015) Sold
                              On Christ the Solid Rock I Stand
                              All Other Ground is Sinking Sand

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