So this drunk starts chasing Me...

[8trackmind]

...Audis are truly Chick magnets...Was it a jacked up 85 quattro with white wheels or what?

Handsome dude pumping gas into it.

She knew you must be really rich paying that extra Money for "full service" at the gas pump.

[earlfor]

I'll have to borrow Scotty's and try that. :-) :-)

Earl

First time for Me too...
Before it got painted I could ride in My white thigh-high boots and Speedos and nobody noticed... :?

[8trackmind]

I'll have to borrow Scotty's and try that. :-) :-)

Earl

First time for Me too...
Before it got painted I could ride in My white thigh-high boots and Speedos and nobody noticed... :?

Good thing to know I'm not the only one...
So, Who else has a red sequined helmet??? (Judy Garland Signature model no less)

[Desolation Angel]

I'll have to borrow Scotty's and try that. :-) :-)

Earl

First time for Me too...
Before it got painted I could ride in My white thigh-high boots and Speedos and nobody noticed... :?

Good thing to know I'm not the only one...
So, Who else has a red sequined helmet??? (Judy Garland Signature model no less)

What do you click 3 times before you make your wish?

[wolfie]

Thats hilarious. :-) :-) :-) I have to admit, thats one that has never happened to me.

Earl :-)

I had a 30ish year old chick at a gas station walk up to me one night real late and ask me if I wanted to give her a ride in my Audi. I decided against it as my wife was in the mini-market buying sodas and snacks.

Reckon she was a hooker? Or just fond of Audis?

Hooker.

[Ninja_Lancer]

I'll have to borrow Scotty's and try that. :-) :-)

Earl

First time for Me too...
Before it got painted I could ride in My white thigh-high boots and Speedos and nobody noticed... :?

Good thing to know I'm not the only one...
So, Who else has a red sequined helmet??? (Judy Garland Signature model no less)

What do you click 3 times before you make your wish?

PLEASE say "left mouse button". 8O

[wolfie]

...Audis are truly Chick magnets...Was it a jacked up 85 quattro with white wheels or what?

Handsome dude pumping gas into it.

She knew you must be really rich paying that extra Money for "full service" at the gas pump.

Burn!

[8trackmind]

I'll have to borrow Scotty's and try that. :-) :-)

Earl

First time for Me too...
Before it got painted I could ride in My white thigh-high boots and Speedos and nobody noticed... :?

Good thing to know I'm not the only one...
So, Who else has a red sequined helmet??? (Judy Garland Signature model no less)

What do you click 3 times before you make your wish?

Yep.
Same wish everyone else has when they ride...
Please don't turn left in front of Me,
Please don't turn left in front of Me,
Please don't turn left in front of Me.

[Ninja_Lancer]

...Audis are truly Chick magnets...Was it a jacked up 85 quattro with white wheels or what?

Handsome dude pumping gas into it.

She knew you must be really rich paying that extra Money for "full service" at the gas pump.

Burn!

That WAS harsh wasn't it? :twisted:

[8trackmind]

...Audis are truly Chick magnets...Was it a jacked up 85 quattro with white wheels or what?

Handsome dude pumping gas into it.

She knew you must be really rich paying that extra Money for "full service" at the gas pump.

Burn!

That WAS harsh wasn't it? :twisted:

Apologies DA...It was just too easy to pass up...

[earlfor]

Naw man, its more like.........you turn left in front of me you SOB and I guarantee I will leap off this bike, go through your window, get both hands around your neck and SQUEEZE!!.... and when I get hold of you, the jaws of life wouldnt be able to pry my hands off your throat.

Earl

What do you click 3 times before you make your wish?

Yep.
Same wish everyone else has when they ride...
Please don't turn left in front of Me,
Please don't turn left in front of Me,
Please don't turn left in front of Me.
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[8trackmind]

Naw man, its more like.........you turn left in front of me you SOB and I guarantee I will leap off this bike, go through your window, get both hands around your neck and SQUEEZE!!.... and when I get hold of you, the jaws of life wouldnt be able to pry my hands off your throat.

Earl

Earl, I like to fight with cars too. I take it personal. :x

[earlfor]

Theres something to be said for developing a "if that car moves an inch, I'll kill you" glare.

Earl :-)

Earl, I like to fight with cars too. I take it personal. :x

[Jethro]

I always wondered what size engine my 1100 has. Anyone know? Then I'll be able to tell if I can open that muff-hugger up... :roll:

[ccratin]

Dude, you need to calculate your gas stops much more carefully! Ride to work, do not stop in the surrounding neighborhood. Leave work, do NOT stop in the surrounding neighborhood!