What a Gal

[hardwareman]

Went to a bike show at the harley dealer in Morristown , Tn yesterday when I was approached by a woman who appeared to be 65-70 who wanted to borrow an extra helmet. Riding solo I had not brought as spare but she began telling me about her husbands new Rocker Harley and how he had stroke and never had the chance to give her a ride on it.A gentleman at the show had promised her a ride if she could find a helmet.Turning around to look what did I see? A BIIIIG bright red 502 cu in Boss Hog! I gave her the helmet off my head and sat with her husband while the ol' gal climbed onto the beast.Sure enough , as soon as they hit blacktop the dude cracked the whip and that beast tore up the road. After a short while they returned and I swear the lady was flushed red from head to feet.She came pver to us with a smile an angle grinder wouldn't take off and said " my God, I had five orgasms!!!!Her old man just smiled and shook his head.

[Monty850]

LMAO, that was funny as hell!

The Boss Hoss rally is held here in Paris, Tn. Some of those things are just outrageous. One guy even has one trike with two 502s on it. It's pushing 1050 HP.

[Larry D]

That's the best story I've heard (read) in quite a while.

[sachsaca]

you see what a generous act of kindness can give a person...

[lordcannon88]

this might cross the line a bit...but a lady friend of mine who is into piercings and all that jazz had a GS500 for awhile and liked it fine but ended up with a sportster 1200 after she rode one...when i inquired about this sudden change she informed me her friend took her for a ride on his and the vibrations....reacted nicely to a certain piercing she has...LMAO...so she bought a 600 lb vibrator of her own.

[jabberjoe87]

that sounds dangerous hhaha

[Guest]

Those are the best. Wish there could be more like this.

[Plasterdog]

Talk about your distracted riders!

[earlfor]

Talk about your distracted riders!

Ahhhh Haaaa! I think I just figured it out............all those distracted soccer moms in SUVs are SITTING on their cell phones.

Earl

[Guest]

35 years ago I knew a woman who rode her dirt bike to work and back every day, over several miles of rough gravel roads. She was quite clear that part of the reason she rode that bike, that way, was because of the special thrill she got. I won't be explicit; she was.

[gustovh]

a 600 lb vibrator of her own

This is the very reason a 68 year old neighbor of mine used to ride Harleys, HMMMMMMMM I wonder, is that the reason the guys ride Harleys also?
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