I was out with my lady on Friday night, it was beautiful, not a cloud in the sky. We were heading to our friends' house to hang out around 1:30am. I figured that since it was so nice we would take rte 295, its a bit more round about to get where we were going, but peaceful especially at night.
We get on 295 and all of a sudden the sky opens up. HUGE rain drops, lightning bolts, the whole thing came on with no warning. Instant soaking. Needles pierce my face.
I slowed down, in the slow lane with no one else on the road.
Suddenly bright white lights coming up fast behind me.
Then they were to my right. Great big grey Lincoln. This stupid douche was trying to pass me, in pouring rain, in the breakdown lane!
His Rear Tires slipped out, now he is broadside to me, he shoots across 3 lanes of the highway less than 10 yards in front of me. Hits the median and starts to roll.
I somehow avoid hitting him, but I am chewing dirt from his tires. My girlfriend flips him off, we get off the highway, get to our friends' house and I start shaking. Glad I am okay, and amazed that nothing happened.
the end.
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