Hand held devices

[Rob S.]

At a light, the second the lady next to me pulls up it's out with her phone. After a few seconds of me staring, she rolls down her window and says, "What?"

"Can't you put that thing down?" I say. "I'm at a light," is her excuse.

Light turns, she starts rolling (without putting the phone down, of course). The other side one car behind me is a NYC police car. I hit my horn, pointing at phone lady and trying to get his attention. I'm thinking, "I gave her the finger, now you give her the ticket."

But I can't get his attention. Can you guess why?

You can't make this **** up!

[Pendulum]

Best to just not let it get you riled up, because the idiots in cages far outnumber us. Adapt and survive.

[Guest]

Cop was probably on HIS phone!

Speaking of "hand held devices", doesn't that include tazers?

[Guest]

My hand held device is either my steering wheel or my handlebars.

[Rob S.]

Cop was probably on HIS phone!

Speaking of "hand held devices", doesn't that include tazers?

Cop was playing with his smartphone. Life in the 21st century...

[Wingsconsin]

Yep-- I see it everyday as I commute at the time when a lot of clerical workers (typically women) are also going to their respective places of employment.
Almost everyday I see someone doing something stupid and usually it is a woman on a cell phone (or a guy looking at his)
Once I pulled up next to a lady who had been texting and weaving for nearly 3 miles as I followed.
Her window was open so I shouted ... "HEY !" and startled her pretty bad,
I told here that texting and driving is illegal and dangerous and she told me to Shut the F up...
I yelled at here that it is people like her that kill people like me and claim "I never saw him" ...

[Rob S.]

How about this one:

Teen girl, on her phone, left foot up and out the window.

Saw this around the corner last spring.

[Guest]

Cop was playing with his smartphone. Life in the 21st century...

Isn't that an oxymoron?

[Guest]

How about this one:
Teen girl, on her phone, left foot up and out the window.

I wondered where the driver's right foot was?

http://www.funnysigns.net/beware-of-missing-foot/

[Rob S.]

How about this one:

Teen girl, on her phone, left foot up and out the window.

Saw this around the corner last spring.

I wondered where the driver's right foot was?

She was the driver. Alone in her car - I guess that's why she felt the need to be talking on her (not hands-free) phone.

And her left leg up and on the door may have been blocking her side-view mirror, but it looked and felt so cool, your honor.

"I understand, young lady. $200 fine and no points on your license."

"Thank you. Will you take my father's check?"

I'm joking, of course. She used her father's credit card.