Some people are about half smart and then...............

[earlfor]

I'm glad everyone finds these "tidbits" good for a snicker. Sometimes, its impossible to imagine anything as off the wall bizarre as reality. :-)

Earl

[Hotblack]

Here's a good one, recently I was riding wing with my buddy and a bird came barreling in and dashed itself on the side of the car in front of us. The thing shot straight up into the air, oh about 15 feet or so. My buddy passed right under it, it came down right in front of me. I got complimented on a 'nice dodge' later. At least the bird had an excuse though.

[mcycle-nut]

Re: Some people are about half smart and then...............

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Reminds me of the guy I watched try to take his bait back out of the mouth of an oyster cracker once while on a deep sea fishing trip.

What is an oyster cracker? Seriously, the only oyster cracker I've ever heard of is an oyster flavoured cracker.

Here you go Kevin

http://www.scottsbt.com/fishids/idcom/cracker.htm

http://www.fisheries.vims.edu/toadfish.htm

http://www.whozoo.org/Anlife2002/staceybal/SB_Toadfish.html

Basically they are sea rats.

OOOOHHH! I see now. Ugly buggers, aren't they?

Up our way we just have dumb tourists getting pieces of themselves chomped off when the try to hand feed bears. :roll: