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    Wife isn't going to like this...

    While riding my motorbike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a kangaroo , lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
    Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
    As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
    "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
    She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
    "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
    "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
    Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
    We arrived at her place which was just few k's away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
    "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
    "Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."
    '83 GS 1100T
    The Jet


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    I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !
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    #2
    Good one. I probably won't read it to my wife.


    Dear penthouse,

    2002 bmw r1150gs 1978 gs1000E skunk les pew 1979 gs1000L dragbike
    82 gs1100L probably the next project
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      #3
      Now wait a second. Something doesn't add up here. You live in Indiana and you swerved to avoid hitting a Kangaroo???
      My Motorcycles:
      22 Kawasaki Z900 RS (Candy Tone Blue)
      22 BMW K1600GT (Probably been to a town near you)
      82 1100e Drag Bike (needs race engine)
      81 1100e Street Bike (with race engine)
      79 1000e (all original)
      82 850g (all original)
      80 KZ 650F (needs restored)
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        #4
        Originally posted by storm 64 View Post
        Now wait a second. Something doesn't add up here. You live in Indiana and you swerved to avoid hitting a Kangaroo???
        Escaped from the zoo. Happens all the time.
        '20 Ducati Multistrada 1260S, '93 Ducati 750SS, '01 SV650S, '07 DL650, '01 DR-Z400S, '80 GS1000S, '85 RZ350
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          #5
          He's lucky the tiger wasn't around.
          Last edited by Grimly; 04-27-2022, 03:38 PM.
          ---- Dave
          79 GS850N - Might be a trike soon.
          80 GS850T Single HIF38 S.U. SH775, Tow bar, Pantera II. Gnarly workhorse & daily driver.
          79 XS650SE - Pragmatic Ratter - goes better than a manky old twin should.
          92 XJ900F - Fairly Stock, for now.

          Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window
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            #6
            OOhhh, Better hope the Kangaroo wasn't still there with your wife, they are real animals!!!
            1983 GS1100E, 1983 CB1100F, 1991 GSX1100G, 1996 Kaw. ZL600 Eliminator, 1999 Bandit 1200S, 2005 Bandit 1200S, 2000 Kaw. ZRX 1100
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              #7
              Originally posted by Grimly View Post
              He's lucky the tiger wasn't around.
              That is scary as shyte! Because if a tiger will leap up onto the back of an elephant to attack the humans there, how safe could you be on a scooter?
              1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

              2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Rob S. View Post

                That is scary as shyte! Because if a tiger will leap up onto the back of an elephant to attack the humans there, how safe could you be on a scooter?
                Timing would be important: you could try a "stoppie" as the tiger runs up behind you, and then rev the engine hard as it attacks.
                The tiger would first get "tired" and then "exhausted" and you could ride on.....
                "If you scare people enough, they will demand removal of freedom. This is the path to tyranny."
                Elon Musk Jan, 2022
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                  #9
                  At first, I was thinking "Oh, he got got his bike back on the road,,,,,,"

                  Had 850G for 14 years. Now have GK since 2005.
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                    #10
                    I was thinking another look what followed me home rather than look who I followed home
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                      #11
                      I was wondering when you moved; that was very good
                      Cowboy Up or Quit. - Run Free Lou and Rest in Peace

                      1981 GS550T - My First
                      1981 GS550L - My Eldest Daughter's - Now Sold
                      2007 GSF1250SA Bandit - My touring bike

                      Sit tall in the saddle Hold your head up high
                      Keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky and live like you ain't afraid to die
                      and don't be scared, just enjoy your ride - Chris Ledoux, "The Ride"
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                        #12
                        No, bike is still in a few pieces. Waiting for time and weather to merge so I can paint it.

                        And for the record, it's a LOT faster than a roo, AND a tiger...
                        '83 GS 1100T
                        The Jet


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                        '95 GSXR 750w
                        The Rocket

                        I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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