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  • argonsagas
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    #1

    How to buy a wife

    Different methods......will anything work?

    How to buy a wife:

    First....offer 100 cows to buy the wife of choice

    (She is worth it....she is beautiful and she is the Prime Minister)


    Sorry....that did not work


    O.......Next .Demand .$ one billion $ AND a beautiful woman...but not just any beautiful woman, it has to be your country's MOST BEAUTIFUL woman.

    https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/give...urkey-11346435


    Waiting now to see if this one works......
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    • Sandy
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      #2
      Originally posted by argonsagas
      Different methods......will anything work?

      How to buy a wife:

      First....offer 100 cows to buy the wife of choice

      (She is worth it....she is beautiful and she is the Prime Minister)


      Sorry....that did not work


      O.......Next .Demand .$ one billion $ AND a beautiful woman...but not just any beautiful woman, it has to be your country's MOST BEAUTIFUL woman.

      https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/give...urkey-11346435


      Waiting now to see if this one works......
      So. ..... you're actually hoping that the new wife works too. LOL.

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        • LAB3
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          #3
          Why does it not surprise me that considering the current state of affairs this very much sounds like something we're likely to see more of?
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            • GS1150Pilot
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              #4
              Turkey is historically infamous for having stolen the most beautiful woman in the world for a prince to wed, so this seems to be in line with the mythology.
              "Thought he, it is a wicked world in all meridians; I'll die a pagan."
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                • argonsagas
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                  #5
                  Originally posted by Sandy

                  So. ..... you're actually hoping that the new wife works too. LOL.
                  Had not thought of it that way, Sandy....but....if he gets a billion dollars there should be no need for her to work on anything but keeping herself looking beautiful

                  He can afford to get someone else to handle the cows.........
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