Harley recall

[trevor]

http://brokenworldnews.com/2015/04/24/harley-davidson-recalls-nearly-one-million-motorcycle-riders/

[cowboyup3371]

The comments are a pretty sad testimony to the story.

[chuck hahn]

So where is the breaking news???? The "surperior" people referred to in the story are the very reason I will never ever be an owner. Nothing to do with the bike. I cant lower my personal standars LOW enough to be one of the "superior" group.

MILWAUKEE, Wisconson–Harley Davidson CEO Keith Wandell announced today that the popular American motorcycle manufacturer has issued a nationwide recall of nearly a million riders of its popular motorcycles. Wandell said the recall was issued “due to the alarming increase in the quality of consumer purchasing the Harley Davidson brand.” Wandell promised that all riders recalled from their motorcycles would be provided a line of credit at their local Honda dealers along with DVD copies of the 2004 Ice Cube/Dane Cook film, Torque.
Harley Davidson released a statement explaining the reasons for the recall, which will affect numerous white-collar Harley riders with a focus on those in the medical and legal fields, as well as hundreds of thousands of bankers and financial advisers. The recall will also affect anyone who attempts to ride a Harley Davidson while wearing a helmet, without facial hair, or enjoys regular bathing.
“Harley Davidson deeply regrets any inconvenience unworthy riders may face as a result of this recall, but we feel it is necessary to ensure that real Harley Davidson fans can continue to enjoy the sense of superiority they have felt for more than a century,” the statement read, “And we want to make certain that true Harley enthusiasts will continue to purchase our over-priced and under-performing motorcycles the way they always have: by stealing, dealing drugs, and through the occasional contract murder.”

[Brendan W]

So difficult these days. The line between truth and parody keeps getting thinner and thinner.

[Charlie G]

I've heard these promises of action before. If someone has money , they'll recall how to sell them a bike.

[bccap]

I had a deckhand once who used to call them " Starbucks company cars "

[JEEPRUSTY]

Bad satire
ill executed
no laughs here
just disdain and sadness

[chuck hahn]

Well Jeepster...get aquainted with some of the knuckleheads and youll find that its spot on.

[FLHGSRay]

You guys must have way too much time on your hands.

[Guest]

Judging by the high miles that you stated you ride each year, you're not one of the "knuckleheads".
The other 96% of cruiser phonys are fair game.