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  • tkent02
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    • Jan 2006
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    #31
    Originally posted by chuck hahn
    Better than listening to the endless, mindless dribble and lies that a woman tells.

    Now then, If I could find one that was HONEST, TRUSTABLE, and not a total "C" then that would be a different story. But thats not likely to happen.
    Jeese Chuck, where do you dig them up at? WalMart?
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    • Rob S.
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      #32
      To paraphrase Elaine Benes:

      "I hate woman but I'm not gay!"
      1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

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      • salty_monk
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        #33
        Who needs pegs?



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        1980 GS550E - Fixed & given to a friend
        1983 GS750ES Special - Sold
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        • JAG

          #34
          Originally posted by chuck hahn
          Now then, If I could find one that was HONEST, TRUSTABLE, and not a total "C" then that would be a different story. But thats not likely to happen.
          Hay..... Not nice...... I scored on the first two!

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          • Allie
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            • May 2010
            • 7682
            • New Jersey

            #35
            Originally posted by Big T
            Nasty,

            another bike would be the win/win solution, except for that Canadian insurance

            Ignore all these other posters. I took my wife on a ride on our 1st date. She proved to be an excellent passenger, so it becomes an nice intimate time for both of us to ride together.

            I can ride where I want and as fast as I choose. She gazes about from the back seat and just goes with the flow. She knows to always hang on, as emergencies or passing may arise. She's tall enough to look over my shoulder, so there are few surprises. She did ride her own bike (GPz) for a few years, but motherhood put an end to that.

            Another thought, go a buddy who will swap bikes with you for a day? At least you could get in a test ride to see what sort of passenger she is before committing to buying another bike. Or, maybe rent one for a day.
            Durn tootin! Some gals are pretty good riding shotgun. Some of us are pretty good at the controls too

            Best of luck to OP.
            "Men will never be free until Mark learns to do The Twist."

            -Denis D'shaker

            79 GS750N

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            • Guest

              #36
              Originally posted by tkent02
              Jeese Chuck, where do you dig them up at? WalMart?
              It's not the girl, it's Chuck.
              They like to be treated with respect. In other words, if the girl wants to ride ya best dam take her for a ride.

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              • Guest

                #37
                Originally posted by Octain
                It's not the girl, it's Chuck.
                They like to be treated with respect. In other words, if the girl wants to ride ya best dam take her for a ride.
                True, dat.

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                • gustovh
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                  #38
                  There is a really nice all gold bike on Craigslist that you could get her.
                  V
                  Gustov
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                  • ddaniels
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                    • Aug 2009
                    • 5591
                    • Dayton, OH

                    #39
                    Originally posted by tkent02
                    Jeese Chuck, where do you dig them up at? WalMart?
                    No doubt. I don't think Chuck's looking in the right places.
                    Current Bikes:
                    2001 Yamaha FZ1 (bought same one back)

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                    • SocialAnomaly99

                      #40
                      Originally posted by gustovh
                      there is a really nice all gold bike on craigslist that you could get her.
                      V
                      bahahahaha!!!!

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                      • Guest

                        #41
                        Originally posted by gustovh
                        There is a really nice all gold bike on Craigslist that you could get her.
                        V
                        Oh god, no no no.

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                        • rustybronco
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                          #42
                          I've had the fortune to meet one of his female riding partners. She wasn't something dug up from Wal-mart that's for sure. An airline stewardess if I recall correctly?
                          De-stinking Penelope http://thegsresources.com/_forum/sho...d.php?t=179245

                          http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...35#post1625535

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                          • chuck hahn
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                            #43
                            That was Kelly. Yeah she was a fine gal for sure. The thing with her was that we were just "helpers" for each other. She didnt want anythting and that was OK with me..and she was one that had her chit together too.

                            Lots fun that one was..LOL. Ok guys..so I probably should recant the previous statement with the following adendum. I cant find the one to settle down with that isnt a stone cold physopath. The FWB types are fun for a while..but eventually a man needs a little more commitment.
                            MY BIKES..1977 GS 750 B, 1978 GS 1000 C (X2)
                            1978 GS 1000 E, 1979 GS 1000 S, 1973 Yamaha TX 750, 1977 Kawasaki KZ 650B1, 1975 Honda GL1000 Goldwing, 1983 CB 650SC Nighthawk, 1972 Honda CB 350K4, 74 Honda CB550

                            NEVER SNEAK UP ON A SLEEPING DOG..NOT EVEN YOUR OWN.


                            I would rather trust my bike to a "QUACK" that KNOWS how to fix it rather than a book worm that THINKS HE KNOWS how to fix it.

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                            • Griffyn

                              #44
                              Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you. This works both ways.

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                              • BluePlateSpecial

                                #45
                                Originally posted by chuck hahn
                                I cant find the one to settle down with that isnt a stone cold physopath.
                                Sounds like you have had the same experiences with women that I have

                                American women are the worst of the worst. Our culture has ruined most of them for anything long term.

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