I feel like an amateur compared to some of you guys!

Good grief... I've got no pics - don't like to retain those memories... But lots of bones broken - just one or two at a time.
Starting age 7-8 - fractured right wrist - slipped, fell, landed on arm - at school.
Age 9 - Fractured left wrist - slipped fell, landed on arm - at school. First day at new school.
Age 12 - Broke little toe on left foot - messing around with mate, sweeping classrooms - broom slipped, dislocated and broke toe. At school.
Age 13 - Right kneecap chipped (at the back!) - on pushbike, collided with steel pole - knee first. After hours - at boarding school.
Age 14 - Broke little finger - left hand - towel fight at boarding school.
Age 19 - Lost two front teeth (with a full face helmet on), broke right wrist, tore muscles on sides of eyes, concussion for 3 weeks - flipped YZ250G frontwards, tore front off bike, stopped breathing for a while... Ambulanced out of forestry firebreaks, discharged from hospital next morning - no diagnosis of concussion - or any other injuries. 9 weeks until wrist was correctly diagnosed.
Age 20 - Compression fracture of two (T6, T7) vertebrae in back - highsided off same YZ250. No medical treatment for 6 weeks. Docs wouldn't believe me when I said my back was sore.
Age 23 - Busted nose - stuck handlebars through visor of helmet during BIG crash on my GSX1100. Monster bruises on right calf muscle, and a black eye that lasted months. Walked away. 5 stitches under eye.
Age 30 - Busted rib - crashed indoor go-kart.
Age 33 - Busted left wrist, and sternum, plus popped a few ribs away from the cartilage that holds them onto the sternum - skiing. Wrist plastered a day later, sternum diagnosed a week later, when I got a cold, and sneezed...

First 'weekend away' date with my (now) wife...
Age 41 - Busted rib. Skiing.
Age 44 - Busted ribs. Skiing.
Age 46 - Busted rib - dropped Ducati on 'track' ride at Taupo racetrack - in wet weather. Broke indicator and cracked fairing on bike.

Jammed my own elbow into my side, and took out rib.
Age 48 - Busted sternum - skiing. Just the little 'tail' bone at the base of the sternum.
Kinda getting sick of breaking ribs and associated bits... Seems to be a kind of trend developing, now I type it all out...

But I'm NOT giving up skiing...
