that sucks dude! hey think of it as a game and do not give up. once you figure it out, you will be smarter than you started.
this one time, my uncle was in japan laying bricks, and he had this wart under his nose, so he grew a moustache to hide it, weird looking guy, wore a kimono with his construction hat, and always died his hair black.
in those days if you had a nickel, for everytime you were broke, would you be rich or poor? anyways...so as he is laying them, a jetski falls off the trailer and breaks his leg, trapping him in the kimono. everyone thought it was a joke, and tried imitating the angle of his leg, and his assistant Hossenfela Rouminiken could not hear him. Hossenfela Rouminiken was a casket maker originally, and was laid off due to lack of work.
Coincidence? I think not. but lessons will be taught, as in the case of the state of Arkansas versus Mr. Joe Pecci. I have changed the name to protect the innocent, cause it was a totally different state. Which came first the chicken or....wait a minute.... i'm rambling on here...which came first, the song or the show....bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do, bad boys bad boys whacha gonna do, whacha gonna do when they come for you.
so you think your a pornstar eh? my mom once told me you think its hard to make it now? apparently i have a great great great aunt who was a pornstar....BEFORE they invented the motion picture. im sick of watching movies or motion pictures, so i got motion sickness somebody better get me a barfbag....and make sure it does not leak. there is nothing worse than watching a motion picture in a theater with the guy in front of you filling a barf recepticle, and suddenly the president gets shot, and the shoter hides in the theatre.
now i could go on and on....so i will.
met a guy yesterday.......he said he was bi-polar. we all know what BI means but where does he meet the bears? but that is not the issue, so don't focus on it, focus on this instead.
as i sit here thinking, with pen in hand, i think to myself.........
sigh, imagine this, you could take a laptop, with a huge hard drive and type in everything that is written in a good set of encyclopedias, scan all the pictures and save everything on your hard drive....but the laptop would not get any heavier. but then how would you dry leaves in the fall? you know....when they put them between the pages... ummmmm coke classic is good. pepsi is great too, but not that vanilla stuff, it makes me think im drinking a cake...that fell in some coke. like that commercial that has a tv on it....and while you watch the add, you think to yourself man that tv has a better picture than mine, but its in your tv...so you record it, rewind it and pause it. my friends come in sand say, wow, nice picture. the stupid ones say, wow when did you get the new tv? apparently there is a porno you can rent called bandcamp. heard lots about it, i gotta rent it, but i cannot take the vcr off pause or i will lose my new tv.
boy was that a long paragraph.this one will not be.
so ya as i was saying, when i type alot, my testicle hurts so i tied my umbilical cord to my dance partners, so we now dance better. in croation, we call the belly button POOPAK. kind of like the rapper who was shot. TUPAK.......TUPAK HAD A POOPAK too, we all do. my friend had her belly sliced open, and they removed the fat, and there was too much skin left over, so they took some skin off too. she has to go back she tells me for "ADJUSTMENTS". huh? ya she said, they still have to give me a belly button. I would not go back for that. imagine seeing me on a beach with no poopak. where would all the extra lint go? the next hole down is the urethra. is that how ya spell it? look it up. man my sister types 1000 words a second, she types so fast it sounds as if she is talking.
but then again my cousin talks so slow, it sounds as if she is talking backwards. i dunno which one is worse. when i type it called the hunt and peck method...im like a chicken when i type.
fish eat other fish, is that like a cannibal? or do they just go down on each other. im sorry if i offended anybody with that line...or o they just go down on each other. im sorry if i offended anybody with the linee.....OH JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
nature....isn't it great. the nature of things.....great show. DR DAVID SUZUKI...what kind of bike does he ride.
met a dj once at the end of the night...i was HAMMERED, so i said whats in there? he said its a kareoki 750. i said wow they make em small. in quebec we have many kareoki concours. then my sober friend told me...he said kareoki, not kawasaki you idiot. so just then i felt like an idiot.
speaking of asia. what about the guy who writes all the little notes in the cookies.rule number one, use as little words as possible. no wonder his name was "CONFUSE US".
that same uncle, loves watermelons, so he ate a seedless one and was still spitting. so i said, hey what the f_ _ _. then he said "force of habbit"
saints must exist, many towns here are saint something or other. how come no one names stuff after the devil...other than ski slopes and motorcycle exhausts.
what if god was on the computer, what would his user name and password be? mine is maxinmontreal and my password is suzuki, as in the good DR. now many of you think i should not have said that. so forget i said anything.
hmmm now where was i? oh ya....like i would say my real password. they say always mix words and numbers for passwords, when it comes to important sites, not that this one is not important....but where i buy and sell my stocks the password goes by those rules. so my password there is the word ONE. ha. go ahead hackers, figure that one out.
ok im back, had a MSN message from Bill gates. sent me a beer emoticon. i told him there was a rumour, about him. he said what max? then i told him about the email that if you send it to a lot of people, bill gates will give you lots of money. for sure its not true, how do you know bill said. bill you still owe me 12 bucks i lent you when you started the company, remember? you needed a wrench tho throw into someones spokes. what was the name of the guy who started apple? not Eve, she just started an arguement. the snake told her...snake my a s s. ask the crocodile hunter, snakes dont talk.....even if she is a beauty.....CRIKEY!
my friend plays ping pong. says it makes him feel tall. i play volleyball to make me feel short. then there is tenis. i dont like that one, so i wont talk about it.
ok i hope all my efforts made you forget your electrical problem for a bit. if not, just start reading from the top. this is all i can do. you live to far, can you still send me a beer?
Max
