Craigslist "funnies"

[coldwhiteguy]

I can see my self wheelin' to "Low Rider" with the Wayfarers on in my dotage

[Frank Z.]

Did Ichiban Moto do a GS? "So you're looking at a 1978 Suzuki GS1000 turned into a bad ass bobber..."

https://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4928906424.html

1978 Suzuki GS100 Fully Custom One off Bobber Rat - $5900

[tom203]

Wow, too bad he didn't post this earlier... I think I can find pliers

1983 Honda CX650C! Needs a new gas tank, oil change, battery, front fork seals, and the rubber pieces that hold up the front blinkers. Asking $400 as is, located in Sidney, Maine. One of the terminals from the old battery broke off and is stuck on the cable, I just don't have pliers to get it off. It does have both side covers I just hadn't put it back on after removing the battery, and I do have the old battery so you can match it up to the new one.

[glib]

I think this fits the category...$4,000.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/4951620453.html

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[Phred]

The whitewall tires alone must be worth half that!

[cowboyup3371]

Posting it for all to see; I love his keywords - this is nothing like a Ducati

1983 suzuki gs bobber - $4000 < >










1983 Suzuki GS odometer: 16000 paint color : custom fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean

Hi CL I selling my 1983 suzuki gs bobber. In good condition. Odometer stopped wrking. Some TLC needed. Custom look. Rides great. Weekend bike. Tag are good till 2016 Asking 4000obo


Keywords
Honda, suzuki,triumph, ducati , harley davidson, r1, cbr, r6,

[Steve]

Looking at the first picture, he apparently removed the rear brake.

Yeah, it's not as effective as the front, but still pretty darn handy to have.

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[SVSooke]

I don't know Steve,I see a drum rear with a pedal

[AKC75]

Needs some TLC for $4k? Good luck with the sale buddy.

[JamesWhut?]

Here ya go if you want to roll your own "Buffalo Kat" like this one:

mint condition rolling chassis KATANA - $300



The write up is still idiotic but more amusing than most:

Hello i have this mint condition rolling chassis from my 1997 suzuki katana. You don't see mint with the engine in it it's not a chassis, it's a bike when i took the engine it then became a rolling chassis. So it is just as i took out the engine it is mint. Please notice the 2500 horsepower engine straight out of Wonder woman's invisable jet.Can I ride it home? you may ask Yes you can as long as the person who drove you is willing to push. HOw fast can it go? I have a rope as fast as the car willing to pull you can go. It has brakes and a good suspention good tires and the rims are in good shape the tires are fair.The electrical system is fine the engine ran when i took it out.Low miles on speedo I have the header and four into one exhaust let me know if you need them seperately thanks. I HAVE NO TITLE FOR IT> I also have a nice ignition with matching gas cap thanks you can get a bonded title for it i don';t want to.

[earlfor]

Needs some TLC for $4k? Good luck with the sale buddy.

Yeah, I would have think hard about offering $400 for it. Nah, maybe $200 if I needed parts.

[wymple]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4952164510.html

I have no idea why I like this, but I do.

[Grimly]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4952164510.html

I have no idea why I like this, but I do.

I kind of like that, too. It stirs memories of the AA patrolmen on their yellow Triumphs.

[JamesWhut?]

Hi Vizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

[Gregory]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4952164510.html

I have no idea why I like this, but I do.

I would add some black stripes...call her BB short for bumblebee