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[chuck hahn]

I just want to hold these dicckheads down and punch them till I get tired. Not just for what they do..but for the "I need a bag of METH" prices they think thier junk is worth.

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/4975261889.html

[JTGS850GL]

OK, Here's a bobber for ya:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/4972251313.html

I have a 1982 suzuki gs 850 bobber project that I have no time to finish ( too many other projects).
The frame has been professionally hardtailed with 4 inches of rear stretch, and front end raked to 40 degrees. I have the complete engine with carbs. It is tore down to the pistons, was going to put new rings, gaskets, and valve seals. Engine was running when bought bike, was drove down from Tenn. when bought. I have all the electrical/wiring and 2 boxes of parts, tank comes with it, have a bobber seat to go with it as well. Frame alone is $500. Bill of Sale. Asking $1000 o.b.o

Trying to figure out how he's going to get that shaft drive 850 engine to move the chain driven wheel?

[JamesWhut?]

Some dead guy's Harley.



They must think its that mutt's nuts. $14K!

[JamesWhut?]

2013 California Scooter Company



250cc Classic Scooter, Black. Like New. Luggage Rack, Soft Tool Bag, Heel Toe Shifter.
Two sets of extra sprockets to adjust gear ratio. Stock exhaust installed.
Performance Exhaust included as well. Two ammo saddle bags. Extra rear tire - new. Extra set of mirrors.
4500 miles. Approximately 47 mpg. Guaranteed to make you look like a total dork riding it.

[Big T]

OK, Here's a bobber for ya:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/4972251313.html

I have a 1982 suzuki gs 850 bobber project that I have no time to finish ( too many other projects).
The frame has been professionally hardtailed with 4 inches of rear stretch, and front end raked to 40 degrees. I have the complete engine with carbs. It is tore down to the pistons, was going to put new rings, gaskets, and valve seals. Engine was running when bought bike, was drove down from Tenn. when bought. I have all the electrical/wiring and 2 boxes of parts, tank comes with it, have a bobber seat to go with it as well. Frame alone is $500. Bill of Sale. Asking $1000 o.b.o

Trying to figure out how he's going to get that shaft drive 850 engine to move the chain driven wheel?

Trying to figure out how he'll stretch that drive shaft?

[JamesWhut?]

[jbird7262]

Still a good start,but $500-700 considering you would'nt use the shafty and drop a big twin in, still have to mock up engine mounts, the rest is gravy.

[Steve]

Trying to figure out how he'll stretch that drive shaft?

"Stretching" a shaft is easy enough, but he won't need it.

There is already a sprocket on the rear wheel.

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[JamesWhut?]

Figuring out how to match a shaft final drive to a chain sprocket will be interesting though.

[Spyder]

I bet you were all wondering just how much crap you could haul on a beemer...


Military like R1100 BMW - $3000 (WEST CHICAGO)





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1999 BMW R1100 odometer: 6000000 VIN: wb10407B4XZB81170 paint color : custom fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean
condition: good

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This is a custom build, one owner, BMW R1100, military like BAD ASS motorcycle. A must see and ride to appreciate. This bike has been garage kept and has been always maintain by a BMW certified mechanic. Many extras I will throw into sale. battery charger, bags helmets, riding suit, and more. an easy $1000 worth of extras. Clear title. Must sell do to a move. I would feel confident to ride this bike right now to Mexico or Canada with no problems.

[Spyder]

And only 6 million miles ! ! !

[wymple]

Funny description

http://memphis.craigslist.org/mcy/4958188562.html

[Spyder]

Ok, I feel Da Dumma affa reedn dis...


Memphis - $600 (Memphis)




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98 fuel : gas transmission : manual



I have a 600 gs Suzuki am selling. Dix is a real good bike just. Need coil. Not firing dnt have da titles dat why am selling. It cheap. Da bike been n da Family. FA year's just did an oil change. New tires on it 600 it yours

[Clone]

Ok, I feel Da Dumma affa reedn dis...


Memphis - $600 (Memphis)




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98 fuel : gas transmission : manual



I have a 600 gs Suzuki am selling. Dix is a real good bike just. Need coil. Not firing dnt have da titles dat why am selling. It cheap. Da bike been n da Family. FA year's just did an oil change. New tires on it 600 it yours

Well, the English language as the rest of the world knows it is dead in the USA. May it RIP.

[Rob S.]

Which one of the Little Rascals did Eddie Murray spoof on SNL?