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[ikantbreave]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Suzuki Bobber - $1300 (95th and deervalley)

Date: 2012-07-24, 4:57PM MST
Reply to: zppjt-3121431649@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


It runs and drives fine bike is really quick has some torque. it is a single cylinder DR-350 Engine it been gone through and rebuilt but then sat for a pretty long time. can give a little trouble starting becuase its not getting enough fuel during start. a bigger pilot jet would probably do it some good.

Has basically brand new knobby tires bikes got a cool ratrod look
I bought this frame from a guy at the saltflats in bonnevile then i put the engine in it aswell as changed out the neck tube and rake for the longer forks so the bike is chopped out a little.

bike comes with a headlight and is wired for a headlight already. The wiring is there for brake/licence plate lights aswell.
has
***AND YES I HAVE THE TITTLE

***would like to trade for driving truck or mabye a car


***All trades considered
$1500 OBO




tags: suzuki honda kawasaki bobber chopper rat rod ratrod motorcyle dirtbike scooter nighthawk Gs

call text 623-755-5971 or email

• Location: 95th and deervalley

[old_skool]

Suzuki Bobber - $1300 (95th and deervalley)

Date: 2012-07-24, 4:57PM MST
Reply to: zppjt-3121431649@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


It runs and drives fine bike is really quick has some torque. it is a single cylinder DR-350 Engine it been gone through and rebuilt but then sat for a pretty long time. can give a little trouble starting becuase its not getting enough fuel during start. a bigger pilot jet would probably do it some good.

Has basically brand new knobby tires bikes got a cool ratrod look
I bought this frame from a guy at the saltflats in bonnevile then i put the engine in it aswell as changed out the neck tube and rake for the longer forks so the bike is chopped out a little.

bike comes with a headlight and is wired for a headlight already. The wiring is there for brake/licence plate lights aswell.
has
***AND YES I HAVE THE TITTLE

***would like to trade for driving truck or mabye a car


***All trades considered
$1500 OBO




tags: suzuki honda kawasaki bobber chopper rat rod ratrod motorcyle dirtbike scooter nighthawk Gs

call text 623-755-5971 or email

• Location: 95th and deervalley

5 minutes of riding that junk, and you'll need a chiropractor living with you, and a Dr. to remove all the stones and debris from your back.

[MAJikMARCer]

In my neck of the woods a monster energy sticker on your vehicle implies you are a mentally deficient, mouth breathing, dullard. There are a lot of these types here in Minot, ND. I can't wait to get transferred.

Sorry to disappoint you but those dullards are everywhere. You can't escape them, none of us can.

[Skaat]

scratching head..

Whadda ya'll think of this one?

http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcy/3173360145.html

[earlfor]

Whadda ya'll think of this one?
http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcy/3173360145.html

That looks REALLY tortuous to ride. Not by me, thats for sure.

[Steve]

Whadda ya'll think of this one?
http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcy/3173360145.html

Just so people that see this later than next week can see it:
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i have built a few bikes in the past... bobbers..ect. this time i got a little creative with it... YES..that is the gas tank in the back... and YES.. those are ram air intakes where the gas tank use to be. i built the bike myself. its a kz750 twin motor.. and it has a cbr mono shock. i cant say its a cafe bike.. or a street fighter because its neither.. its one of a kind.it has all led headlights and tail lights.. im moving to Florida and i need a cargo van or a nice vehicle to pull a trailer with.. ill also sell the bike if anyone just has cash. today is July 30th and im finishing up the carb work on the bike (re-jetting) so it wont be done for another week... just wanted to put it on craigslist to see what anyone had to trade so i can make a deal next week.. please feel free to email me with what you have.. looking forward to seeing whats out there.. thanks..







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[MAJikMARCer]

Upside down handle bars, worthlessly cushioned seat, tiny gas tank, loud mufflerless pipes, and questionable build quality. Oh yea. That's definitely worth $2000! Bargain even.

Just so people that see this later than next week can see it:
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i have built a few bikes in the past... bobbers..ect. this time i got a little creative with it... YES..that is the gas tank in the back... and YES.. those are ram air intakes where the gas tank use to be. i built the bike myself. its a kz750 twin motor.. and it has a cbr mono shock. i cant say its a cafe bike.. or a street fighter because its neither.. its one of a kind.it has all led headlights and tail lights.. im moving to Florida and i need a cargo van or a nice vehicle to pull a trailer with.. ill also sell the bike if anyone just has cash. today is July 30th and im finishing up the carb work on the bike (re-jetting) so it wont be done for another week... just wanted to put it on craigslist to see what anyone had to trade so i can make a deal next week.. please feel free to email me with what you have.. looking forward to seeing whats out there.. thanks..







.

[old_skool]

I'd have to say, it isn't your cookie cutter variety, actually, can't believe I'm going to say it, very creative, if it had rear suspension, maybe a candidate for a Spielberg or Lucas prop. Very movie like....not everyday practical.

[MAJikMARCer]

I'd have to say, it isn't your cookie cutter variety, actually, can't believe I'm going to say it, very creative, if it had rear suspension, maybe a candidate for a Spielberg or Lucas prop. Very movie like....not everyday practical.

I can agree with the creativity and movie prop-like design. Oh and there is a monoshock on the rear, you can see it in the first picture (red spring)

[davidduarte]

Whadda ya'll think of this one?
http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcy/3173360145.html

Aside from some of the bizarre details, I actually like this bike. I don't care for the headlight, and location and size/shape of the gas tank leave a lot to be desired. With a standard type headlight/gas tank and a seat with a bit more padding, I think it would look much better. I wonder if you could put a gas tank in the area where the airbox used to be. I imagine you'd have to use a fuel pump if you did. I'm not sure you could approach the capacity of a standard gas tank that way, but it would be a better place to put the weight of the gas, as opposed to above the rear wheel. I wonder how effective that ram air is.

[davidduarte]

Quote:
Originally Posted by davidduarte
that video had 10 likes, no dislikes, so I disliked it. Come on everybody, let's see how many dislikes we can put on it

I'm in.
It sounds like he missed his first shift in the video. Such a deal!

Eric

10 likes, now 7 dislikes (including mine). Come on GSR, we can do better than that

[Alan Schlosser]

Custom chopper

I just don't know what to say.....

http://rochester.craigslist.org/mcy/3174769318.html

[Spyder]

*Quote* I wonder how effective that ram air is.

If you mean it runs rich at low speed, and lean at high speed? It is most efficient...

[Toasty]

I just don't know what to say.....

http://rochester.craigslist.org/mcy/3174769318.html

Are those rear shocks he's using as a "springer" front end? It looks like he made it from Home Depot angle iron, wtf.

[Dave8338]

Aside from some of the bizarre details, I actually like this bike. I don't care for the headlight, and location and size/shape of the gas tank leave a lot to be desired. With a standard type headlight/gas tank and a seat with a bit more padding, I think it would look much better. I wonder if you could put a gas tank in the area where the airbox used to be. I imagine you'd have to use a fuel pump if you did. I'm not sure you could approach the capacity of a standard gas tank that way, but it would be a better place to put the weight of the gas, as opposed to above the rear wheel. I wonder how effective that ram air is.

Most of the pieces are there, I agree. What throws my meter out the window, is the futuristic shapes, thrown over a clasic upright twin, and the SPOKED WHEELS !

Just isn't coming together, for me...