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  • Steve
    GS Whisperer
    • Jun 2005
    • 35924
    • southwest oHIo

    #4111
    Originally posted by mrbill5491
    80mph in that thing?
    No, it just said "80".

    It didn't say 80 whats.

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    mine: 2000 Honda GoldWing GL1500SE and 1980 GS850G'K' "Junior"
    hers: 1982 GS850GL - "Angel" and 1969 Suzuki T250 Scrambler
    #1 son: 1986 Yamaha Venture Royale 1300 and 1982 GS650GL "Rat Bagger"
    #2 son: 1980 GS1000G
    Family Portrait
    Siblings and Spouses
    Mom's first ride
    Want a copy of my valve adjust spreadsheet for your 2-valve per cylinder engine? Send me an e-mail request (not a PM)
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    • sinkankan

      #4112
      Yeap

      You know that machine has real potential, as a boat anchor!
      I can imagine him stopping pretty bluntly if he hit a kerb higher than 4", but from the land where we motorise plastic chillers I shouldn't be criticising.

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      • Rob S.
        Forum Guru
        Past Site Supporter
        • Dec 2013
        • 9384
        • New York City

        #4113
        Looks to me like all he did was ruin two good machines.
        1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

        2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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        • StubbornDutchman

          #4114
          My favorite feature is how well the roll cage is protecting his head.

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          • Larry D
            Forum Sage
            Past Site Supporter
            • Jul 2008
            • 4926
            • Indianapolis,IN

            #4115
            Unbelievable......Needs some work........ya think ??

            Larry D
            1980 GS450S
            1981 GS450S
            2003 Heritage Softtail

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            • Gregory
              Forum Sage
              Past Site Supporter
              • Sep 2012
              • 2064
              • Southlake - DFW - North Texas

              #4116
              Originally posted by Larry D
              Unbelievable......Needs some work........ya think ??

              http://sheboygan.craigslist.org/mcy/4430594692.html
              He forgot to add... "RAN WHEN I PARKED IT"
              82 gs1100e FAUX Skunk
              80 gs1000s

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              • Steve
                GS Whisperer
                • Jun 2005
                • 35924
                • southwest oHIo

                #4117
                Originally posted by Larry D
                Unbelievable......Needs some work........ya think ??

                http://sheboygan.craigslist.org/mcy/4430594692.html


                .
                sigpic
                mine: 2000 Honda GoldWing GL1500SE and 1980 GS850G'K' "Junior"
                hers: 1982 GS850GL - "Angel" and 1969 Suzuki T250 Scrambler
                #1 son: 1986 Yamaha Venture Royale 1300 and 1982 GS650GL "Rat Bagger"
                #2 son: 1980 GS1000G
                Family Portrait
                Siblings and Spouses
                Mom's first ride
                Want a copy of my valve adjust spreadsheet for your 2-valve per cylinder engine? Send me an e-mail request (not a PM)
                (Click on my username in the upper-left corner for e-mail info.)

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                • Griffyn

                  #4118
                  Originally posted by Larry D
                  Unbelievable......Needs some work........ya think ??

                  http://sheboygan.craigslist.org/mcy/4430594692.html
                  "Rat bike at its best." Yeah, the best that thing will ever be again is a rat bike.

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                  • Gregory
                    Forum Sage
                    Past Site Supporter
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 2064
                    • Southlake - DFW - North Texas

                    #4119
                    I know it's a real place but kinda chuckled when I thought about telling people where this bike was picked up at.

                    looks like maybe intercourse between a Suzuki ad and orange



                    Suzuki GS850G - $2500 (Intercourse )
                    82 gs1100e FAUX Skunk
                    80 gs1000s

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                    • Battleship62

                      #4120
                      Originally posted by Gregory
                      I know it's a real place but kinda chuckled when I thought about telling people where this bike was picked up at.

                      looks like maybe intercourse between a Suzuki ad and orange



                      Suzuki GS850G - $2500 (Intercourse )
                      Even funnier is this about the town:

                      Welcome to the Village of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

                      Many people consider Intercourse the heart of the Amish Country.

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                      • Griffyn

                        #4121
                        Virginia might be for lovers, but Pennsylvania has Intercourse.

                        Not to be the debbie downer, but at the time the town was named 'intercourse' meant to talk or discuss and to 'converse' with someone not your married spouse was a sin. Thus all those witch hunt era legal books referring to 'conversation with the devil'.

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                        • Rob S.
                          Forum Guru
                          Past Site Supporter
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 9384
                          • New York City

                          #4122
                          Originally posted by Steve


                          .
                          Is that a hand shift?!?

                          At least the seat doesn't need any work.
                          1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                          2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                          • dorkburger
                            Forum LongTimer
                            Past Site Supporter
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 10769
                            • Stupid Freehold Boro NJ

                            #4123
                            Hand shift with a Hurst t handle no less.....
                            sigpic
                            When consulting the magic 8 ball for advice, one must first ask it "will your answers be accurate?"

                            Glen
                            -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
                            -Rusty old scooter.
                            Other things I like to photograph.....instagram.com/gs_junkie
                            https://www.instagram.com/glen_brenner/
                            https://www.flickr.com/photos/152267...7713345317771/

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                            • Guest

                              #4124
                              We have Surprise and Climax here in NY. Also Coxsackie which is easy to mis-pronounce.

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                              • Rob S.
                                Forum Guru
                                Past Site Supporter
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 9384
                                • New York City

                                #4125
                                Originally posted by dorkburger
                                Hand shift with a Hurst t handle no less.....
                                And I believe I see a left foot clutch.

                                But like I said, you could eat off that seat (if you were a starving dog).

                                I'm guessing he has some gay pirate blood in him.
                                1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                                2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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