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  • Rob S.
    Forum Guru
    Past Site Supporter
    • Dec 2013
    • 9384
    • New York City

    #4336
    Originally posted by Gregory
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4551639554.html

    Suzuki Hayabusa ( custom )









    I Have a one of a kind custom Hayabusa

    The bike is a 2004 Limited edition Hayabusa , clean title

    Custom paint job done this year
    Custom Holographic Theme on Plastics
    Rear end is a totally custom 600 rear tire kit ( same size tire from the recent batman movie )
    Complete stereo system ( ie. 6x6 speakers in tail, tweeters ... ) with a custom bracket to hold a Ipad
    Led lights completely around bike
    Air horn system
    Many Custom chrome pieces
    & much more

    this is a one off bike. if you are looking for something unique & a head turner you've found it
    Another "one of a kind." Would you call that a "canyon carver"? Or a sport tourer"?

    Or just plain nauseating?
    1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

    2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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    • Rob S.
      Forum Guru
      Past Site Supporter
      • Dec 2013
      • 9384
      • New York City

      #4337
      Originally posted by Chrkut
      http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4555324298.html




      Selling my vintage suzuki cafe project that I have been working on, but now I am having a baby and need the extra cash.
      Just great. More white trash. Why are these people allowed to reproduce?

      Yeah, when you're having a baby, an extra $600 will really make a difference.
      1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

      2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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      • Chrkut

        #4338
        Im surprised he kept the airbox on, that and the engine might be the only good bits on the bike now, assuming he didn't dig into those and ruin anything.

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        • Rob S.
          Forum Guru
          Past Site Supporter
          • Dec 2013
          • 9384
          • New York City

          #4339
          But you can tell he "freakin loves" this bike. Just look at the tank.
          1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

          2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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          • Griffin
            Forum LongTimer
            Past Site Supporter
            • Sep 2003
            • 14205
            • Danville, IN

            #4340
            Worst....."Bobber"......Ever.....




            And only $1,800 for this piece of chit.....





            GS450E GS650E GS700ES GS1000E GS1000G GS1100G GS1100E
            KZ550A KZ700A GPZ750
            CB400T CB900F
            XJ750R

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            • Guest

              #4341
              I just puked in my mouth a little.

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              • Rob S.
                Forum Guru
                Past Site Supporter
                • Dec 2013
                • 9384
                • New York City

                #4342
                Poor white trash & Pabst Blue Ribbon = trouble.

                $1800 or best offer? I think it'll be best offer. Probably around zero. Give or take zero.

                I've said it before: background checks for welders.

                OR

                If you drink Pabst, you can have a gun or a welder. Not both.
                1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                • Nessism
                  Forum LongTimer
                  GSResource Superstar
                  Past Site Supporter
                  Super Site Supporter
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 35783
                  • Torrance, CA

                  #4343
                  Originally posted by Griffin
                  http://richmondin.craigslist.org/mcy/4570066490.html


                  And only $1,800 for this piece of chit.....



                  Quite stunning really.
                  Ed

                  To measure is to know.

                  Mikuni O-ring Kits For Sale...https://www.thegsresources.com/_foru...ts#post1703182

                  Top Newbie Mistakes thread...http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=171846

                  Carb rebuild tutorial...https://gsarchive.bwringer.com/mtsac...d_Tutorial.pdf

                  KZ750E Rebuild Thread...http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...0-Resurrection

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                  • wedoo2

                    #4344
                    Just once I would like to see a video of a seller riding one of these things.

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                    • Clone

                      #4345
                      Originally posted by mrbill5491
                      I just puked in my mouth a little.
                      I feel for ya', breakfast was tastier going down the first time.


                      Maybe the welds crack beccause by hacking the frame you weaken it to the point of hazardous.



                      I have visions of this folding like a cardboard box right underneath that oh so comfortable seat.

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                      • Guest

                        #4346
                        "Was in excellent running condition when last driven" ..... 11 years ago

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                        • Geo

                          #4347
                          Now ,this is the proper way to showcase what your selling.

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                          • Rob S.
                            Forum Guru
                            Past Site Supporter
                            • Dec 2013
                            • 9384
                            • New York City

                            #4348
                            Originally posted by Geo
                            Now ,this is the proper way to showcase what your selling.

                            http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mpo/4552169967.html
                            I bet there's some Pabst in there.
                            1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                            2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                            • dorkburger
                              Forum LongTimer
                              Past Site Supporter
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 10769
                              • Stupid Freehold Boro NJ

                              #4349
                              trying to make a Sportster??

                              Dig the foot controls and handlebars....
                              sigpic
                              When consulting the magic 8 ball for advice, one must first ask it "will your answers be accurate?"

                              Glen
                              -85 1150 es - Plus size supermodel.
                              -Rusty old scooter.
                              Other things I like to photograph.....instagram.com/gs_junkie
                              https://www.instagram.com/glen_brenner/
                              https://www.flickr.com/photos/152267...7713345317771/

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                              • clutchthirty

                                #4350
                                Here's an optimistic seller:







                                "$2500- No title will get a bill of sale
                                Project rebuilt 1100 engine new crank and rods rings
                                Vance and Hines power pack new coils rebuilt carbs
                                2002 swing arm with bald tire brakes mono shock
                                1980 gs 750 frame
                                Had a sleeve machined to mount new swing arm on old bike
                                I don't have the header and I don't have the hand
                                Controls for the 1995 motor
                                txt or call show contact info
                                trade for anything send me a picture"

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