Craigslist "funnies"

[Frank Z.]

too fast, so i took the engine off so i would not drive it anymore

http://austin.craigslist.org/mpo/4769061391.html

1979 GS 750 Suzuki Motorcycle - $750 (lockhart)






condition: fair

1979 GS 750 with racing kit (820) cc pistons and 39mm mukuni carbs, kerker header, steel nylon sprocket system, very little mileage on engine, just haven't done anything since i removed the engine, (too fast, top speed 160mph, so i took the engine off so i would not drive it anymore,) it will need some new parts as you can see, but a great project
let me know if interest, shoot me an email and i will contact you back
thanks for looking
rick

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

[chuck hahn]

Frank..If this forum last till the very day I die, I seriously doubt anyone will EVER EVER beat this post. I am not worthy and bow graciously at your feet.

[ozman]

http://austin.craigslist.org/mpo/4769061391.html

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obviously its one of those rare high performance 160 mph race bikes that came with a sissy bar and high rise bars

ozman

[Frank Z.]

Frank..If this forum last till the very day I die, I seriously doubt anyone will EVER EVER beat this post. I am not worthy and bow graciously at your feet.

Ran when parked.

[chuck hahn]

Carb cleaning, valves checked, and air in the tires......check!!!

[ozman]

Carb cleaning, valves checked, and air in the tires......check!!!

if you put the motor in.... its going to be to fast for you chuck -.- remember the PO

[Frank Z.]

obviously its one of those rare high performance 160 mph race bikes that came with a sissy bar and high rise bars

ozman

And even rarer US spec 39's up in that junk.

[chuck hahn]

Where was the "S" in POS Ozzie??? And the only way it will go 160 is being towed by a Lambo!!!

[ozman]

Where was the "S" in POS Ozzie??? And the only way it will go 160 is being towed by a Lambo!!!

might have a kph speedo he thought he was doing 160 mph but actually was only doing 160 kph...
dont dismantle ya bike after doing crack !!! drugs can cause these illusions kids....

[chuck hahn]

To quote Whitney Houston..." Crack is whack".

[megatwin]

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/mcy/4773070782.html

[megatwin]

Where is he looking?

I don't know,but it looks like he tore up a good bike trying to find it!

[Gregory]

gee whiz he should increase the price because it still has the "original paint"

[Grimly]

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/mcy/4773070782.html

See, this is what happens when you mix gas, electric, and motorcycles. No good will come of it.

[Rob S.]

http://austin.craigslist.org/mpo/4769061391.html

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Frank..If this forum lasts till the very day I die, I seriously doubt anyone will EVER EVER beat this post. I am not worthy and bow graciously at your feet.

+1...

You see, the sissy bar adds aerodynamic down force, and the handlebars and mirrors create drag, so that only one front disk is needed to haul her down from 160 mph.

BTW, whenever I feel my license is in jeopardy from too many speeding tickets, I "take my engine off" also. You guys should try it.