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    #5311
    What`s a minger if ya don`t mind me askin?
    Originally posted by Grimly
    What a minger!

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    • Grimly
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      #5312
      Originally posted by michaelj_444
      What`s a minger if ya don`t mind me askin?
      minger: a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down
      Dave
      '79 GS850GN '80 GS850GT
      Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of a car window

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      • RaiderGT

        #5313
        Not really a funny I guess, but wasn't even aware they made a 300.



        '85 Suzuki GS300 - $700 (Indian Head)
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        1985 Suzuki GS300

        condition: good
        engine displacement (CC): 300
        fuel: gas
        paint color: custom
        title status: clean
        transmission: manual

        Great Starter bike!
        Runs great, tires in good condition, comes with bag and Joe Rocket red/black jacket,
        New ignition system, new seat. Odometer was disconnect for a few years, actual miles is unknown.
        Lightweight. Perfect for a new rider or someone learning to ride.
        Custom Redskins paint job.

        I graduated to a larger bike. Registered in Md as a Historical bike, no inspection needed to transfer title.

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        • Rob S.
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          #5314
          Originally posted by RaiderGT
          ...wasn't even aware they made a 300.
          The GSR year/model chart shows a 300L in '82, '83 and '85.
          1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

          2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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          • Gorminrider
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            #5315
            Portland is The font of Creativity

            Actually, I'm not laughing-I dig this... Coupla guys and a dog and a Saturday afternoon. But Comfort is not in the calculation!! Looks like they have the right bike to fool around with


            84 kz440 bobber chopper project - $500 (Battle ground)










            Kz440
            fuel: gas
            transmission: manual





            Almost complete needs a little more fab work and wiring has a title and will run once wired..
            show contact info
            ..or trade...$500 wmmp ommp trAde guns, air compressor

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            • earlfor
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              #5316
              Another example of something carved up so badly, it's now worth nothing. At least it was a KZ440.
              Komorebi-The light filtering through the trees.

              I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. H.D.T.

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              • Gorminrider
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                #5317
                yah, you're right- another freakshow..Nothing to like here except maybe the dog ....

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                • Rob S.
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                  #5318
                  Originally posted by Gorminrider
                  yah, you're right- another freakshow..
                  And they're all, "almost complete. Just needs..."
                  1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                  2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                  • Gregory
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                    • Southlake - DFW - North Texas

                    #5319
                    This goes in the builders category of "how uncomfortable can we make this bike"...and evidently each time they asked themselves that question, they didn't give up till successful.
                    82 gs1100e FAUX Skunk
                    80 gs1000s

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                    • Gorminrider
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                      #5320
                      Originally posted by Rob S.
                      And they're all, "almost complete. Just needs..."
                      ... someone crazier than themselves with extra guns or air compressors to trade. Yikes. I get they can shoot themselves with the gun but What will they do with an air compressor?

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                      • SVSooke

                        #5321


                        Not funny except they both together.What are the chances to that?Defiantly 2 different sellers.

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                        • lurch12_2000

                          #5322
                          Originally posted by Gorminrider
                          Actually, I'm not laughing-I dig this... Coupla guys and a dog and a Saturday afternoon. But Comfort is not in the calculation!! Looks like they have the right bike to fool around with


                          84 kz440 bobber chopper project - $500 (Battle ground)












                          Kz440
                          fuel: gas
                          transmission: manual
                          Just plain insane and only useful as a garage artifact.
                          I wonder if they sit in the garage every night and pretend. If you custom made a drive belt and somehow got the bike to run, the first little bump with that rear (lack of) suspension and the rider will likely bounce off the seat into the spinning rear wheel. But if you're wearing a$$less chaps then it will quickly erase the developing hemorrhoids from sitting on that seat.

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                          • Rob S.
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                            #5323
                            I just think that (un)swing arm will crack.
                            1982 GS1100E V&H "SS" exhaust, APE pods, 1150 oil cooler, 140 speedo, 99.3 rear wheel HP, black engine, '83 red

                            2016 XL883L sigpic Two-tone blue and white. Almost 42 hp! Status: destroyed, now owned by the insurance company. The hole in my memory starts an hour before the accident and ends 24 hours after.

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                            • Guest

                              #5324
                              That is soooooo funny. LMFAO

                              Mike

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                              • Spyder
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                                • Mar 2012
                                • 3029
                                • NW Indiana

                                #5325
                                Originally posted by Gorminrider
                                ... someone crazier than themselves with extra guns or air compressors to trade. Yikes. I get they can shoot themselves with the gun but What will they do with an air compressor?
                                Air saw? ? ?
                                '83 GS 1100T
                                The Jet


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                                '95 GSXR 750w
                                The Rocket

                                I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes! When I finish my beer, I'm punching someone in the face ! ! !

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