Craigslist "funnies"

[Buffalo Bill]

Trippy!!! Needs a bike babe to pose with/on it!

[Guest]

Needs a big enough dumpster to toss it into....

[Gorminrider]

^^^haha! yes, looks recycleable as scrapmetal so hereabouts there's no dump-fee.

oh well, different folks-different strokes...but $7000! I wonder if I'm missing out on something...I'm in the wrong "milieu" with all my $1000 runners.

[Buffalo Bill]

Needs a big enough dumpster to toss it into....

Could be that's how it was made?
Spray the bike frame with glue, toss it into a scrap metal dumpster and shake?
That might work.

[Burque73]

not a "funny" but not "road ready" either, so I'll share it here...

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/d/rio-rancho-1980-suzuki-gs1000-track-bike/6939111069.html

1980 Suzuki GS1000 Track Bike - $950 (Rio Rancho)

[Buffalo Bill]

Interesting bike, kinda so-so for upgrades, hate the paint job. Needs a fork brace.
I'd buy it if I intended to race a GS1000.

[alke46]

Trippy!!! Needs a bike babe to pose with/on it!

That looks a lot like some of the crap one might see in Sturgis in a couple of weeks. Especially if he can find a babe to sit on it with not much clothing on.

[Buffalo Bill]

Wife Says it's Gotta Go?

Only $700 and you can take creds for this masterpiece:
1985 Honda Rebel [trike project]

[wymple]

That could actually be worth a little if there is a decent rear end under there. Some of those can cost. You'd have to be looking past the rest.

[Guest]

Only $700 and you can take creds for this masterpiece:
1985 Honda Rebel [trike project]

Love the screwdriver shoved into the clutch lever...

[Griffin]

Long Forgotten Suzuki Model

I've been looking for a much sought-after "Suzuki Windkutter" for ages.

https://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/d/glendale-suzuki-windkutter-mark-iv/6946405403.html

From his description, he seems like a knowledgeable owner with an eye for detail:

1978 Suzuki Windkutter Mark IV motorcycle for sale, $1500 or best offer. 14,678 miles.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

[BigD_83]

Seen on CL today: asking price is $4500 CDN At that price, I'd expect none of the floats to be sticking:

Gs750 tank, 1976 wheels, custom seat and clipon handle bars. New chain and sprockets, rebuilt harness and cleaned carbs, rebuilt brakes, integrated tail light, aftermarket foot levers, shifter and instruments. Has both electric and kick start.

All work professionally done by previous owner.

One of the carb floats is sticking.


https://vancouver.craigslist.org/van...937089184.html

[Burque73]

I've been looking for a much sought-after "Suzuki Windkutter" for ages.

https://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/d/glendale-suzuki-windkutter-mark-iv/6946405403.html

From his description, he seems like a knowledgeable owner with an eye for detail:

Well, if you're gonna kut wind that's the machine to do it on I suppose.

[Buffalo Bill]

When they write about the work done "professionally" that usually means it's not running and overpriced.

[Steve]

A couple of things to keep in mind:

1. "Professional" is not a measure of quality, only means they got paid for it.

2. The Biblical Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.

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