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    1991 Suzuki GSXR 750 (1st year, inverted fork) WITH 10K on NEW MOTOR - $2995 (Graham)

    Date: 2011-02-12, 11:55AM PST
    Reply to: sale-ys9rb-2211140105@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

    ****FIRST $2995 obo!! TAKES IT***** NEWER motor, with only10k on it. Scary fast..... ..... Also includes grenaded org. motor and all org, skin and extra performance pipe.(Yashomerra) JUST BOUGHT A 70+ DOLLAR** NEW** BATTERY FOR IT TODAY 8/14/10 with a 1 year worentee...Tab's good till Aug. 2011 NEW high quality chain and sprockets. NEWER rear Fox shock, A/M fenders and more.....Redy to ride NEED IT GONE!!

    h...253-262-3170

    c...330-4585



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      Originally posted by kdo58 View Post
      1991 Suzuki GSXR 750 (1st year, inverted fork) WITH 10K on NEW MOTOR - $2995 (Graham)

      Date: 2011-02-12, 11:55AM PST
      Reply to: sale-ys9rb-2211140105@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

      ****FIRST $2995 obo!! TAKES IT***** NEWER motor, with only10k on it. Scary fast..... ..... Also includes grenaded org. motor and all org, skin and extra performance pipe.(Yashomerra) JUST BOUGHT A 70+ DOLLAR** NEW** BATTERY FOR IT TODAY 8/14/10 with a 1 year worentee...Tab's good till Aug. 2011 NEW high quality chain and sprockets. NEWER rear Fox shock, A/M fenders and more.....Redy to ride NEED IT GONE!!

      h...253-262-3170

      c...330-4585



      • Location: Graham
      • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


      PostingID: 2211140105


      Well, at least the battery has a "worentee".

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        Buy a bike, Chop it up. Realize you don't know what the hell you are doing, and then try to sell the pieces for $1500. Absolutely fantastic! Since he admits it was too much for him, I'm sure the "rebuilt" motor will run perfectly.

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          Found this on another forum




          Suzuki GSXR 750

          1989

          Custom Built Low-Rider

          Mild to Wild Hardtail Frame

          Singshot Engine

          Sportster Tank

          Pingle High-Fuel petrol Tap

          Dave leonard Race Cam

          Gas-Flowed Cylinder Head

          Aircraft Filler Cap

          New Front tyre

          Brand new Battery (11/2/11)

          Back Tyre Rideable (Not New)

          Plus

          Lots of Spare Engine parts

          This is a Beautiful Example of a custom Low-Rider. Bike is Ready to Ride (Mechanically)

          V5 Document Available

          SORN Declaration

          Not Taxed or MOT'd

          I am selling this for a friend of mine, it is the first Motorbike I have sold but please check my feedback for Satisfaction of a Good Ebayer (927 - 100%)

          Please Email me initially with all queries. We will then organise at least 2 evenings when we and the Bike are available at our local Pub for viewing (No Test Drives - Sorry!)

          My Friend (who built the bike) will be available to talk you round it. He is a serious Chopper Rider and will not appreciate Tyre Kickers and Time Wasters. We therefore ask respectably that only Serious Bikers with a genuine desire to own such a beautiful machine need apply"

          PLEASE NOTE - This Bike is not MOT'd or Taxed so must be collected by Trailer/Transport
          1978 GS 1000 (since new)
          1979 GS 1000 (The Fridge, superbike replica project)
          1978 GS 1000 (parts)
          1981 GS 850 (anyone want a project?)
          1981 GPZ 550 (backroad screamer)
          1970 450 Mk IIID (THUMP!)
          2007 DRz 400S
          1999 ATK 490ES
          1994 DR 350SES

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            Originally posted by Big T View Post
            Found this on another forum




            Suzuki GSXR 750

            1989

            Custom Built Low-Rider

            Mild to Wild Hardtail Frame

            Singshot Engine

            Sportster Tank

            Pingle High-Fuel petrol Tap

            Dave leonard Race Cam

            Gas-Flowed Cylinder Head

            Aircraft Filler Cap

            New Front tyre

            Brand new Battery (11/2/11)

            Back Tyre Rideable (Not New)

            Plus

            Lots of Spare Engine parts

            This is a Beautiful Example of a custom Low-Rider. Bike is Ready to Ride (Mechanically)

            V5 Document Available

            SORN Declaration

            Not Taxed or MOT'd

            I am selling this for a friend of mine, it is the first Motorbike I have sold but please check my feedback for Satisfaction of a Good Ebayer (927 - 100%)

            Please Email me initially with all queries. We will then organise at least 2 evenings when we and the Bike are available at our local Pub for viewing (No Test Drives - Sorry!)

            My Friend (who built the bike) will be available to talk you round it. He is a serious Chopper Rider and will not appreciate Tyre Kickers and Time Wasters. We therefore ask respectably that only Serious Bikers with a genuine desire to own such a beautiful machine need apply"

            PLEASE NOTE - This Bike is not MOT'd or Taxed so must be collected by Trailer/Transport
            I didn't want to look but curiosity made me do it. Oh the horror.

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              Just in time for Valentine's Day!

              For that special lady in your life, eh?


              TEACH HER TO RIDE ON A BIKE SHE'LL LOVE - $4500

              Date: 2011-02-13, 9:06AM CST
              Reply to: sale-b4f9e-2212130285@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



              XS650 GREAT SHAPE RUNS GREAT 414-THREE33-7392.
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                Just hit the stupid racoon!

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                  Originally posted by Larry D View Post
                  Thanks

                  Thanks

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                    ...price neegoshabul.
                    2@ \'78 GS1000

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                      Originally posted by steve murdoch View Post
                      Good thing it's "neegoshabul", because it's flagged and GONE!

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                      mine: 2000 Honda GoldWing GL1500SE and 1980 GS850G'K' "Junior"
                      hers: 1982 GS850GL - "Angel" and 1969 Suzuki T250 Scrambler
                      #1 son: 1986 Yamaha Venture Royale 1300 and 1982 GS650GL "Rat Bagger"
                      #2 son: 1980 GS1000G
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                        Originally posted by SVSooke View Post
                        Hey, this is Victoria. I wouldn't be surprised if someone gave him that for it.
                        Kevin
                        E-Bay: gsmcyclenut
                        "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." Frank Zappa

                        1978 GS750(x2 "projects"), 1983 GS1100ED (slowly becoming a parts bike), 1982 GS1100EZ,
                        Now joined the 21st century, 2013 Yamaha XTZ1200 Super Tenere.

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                          Oh, check out this dude! I wonder how old he is?
                          Kevin
                          E-Bay: gsmcyclenut
                          "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." Frank Zappa

                          1978 GS750(x2 "projects"), 1983 GS1100ED (slowly becoming a parts bike), 1982 GS1100EZ,
                          Now joined the 21st century, 2013 Yamaha XTZ1200 Super Tenere.

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                            If he's up in Broadmeed you'd think Mommy or Daddy could buy him one

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                              Not really a funny but a doesn't it figure

                              I was looking around on CL when i found this



                              It looks like a easy fix, but my wife would kill me if I brought home another bike without first finishing the two I have at the house. Shame though I bet I could talk down the price too.

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                                Originally posted by Redneck View Post
                                I was looking around on CL when i found this



                                It looks like a easy fix, but my wife would kill me if I brought home another bike without first finishing the two I have at the house. Shame though I bet I could talk down the price too.
                                Taken down already! Sold?
                                Kevin
                                E-Bay: gsmcyclenut
                                "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." Frank Zappa

                                1978 GS750(x2 "projects"), 1983 GS1100ED (slowly becoming a parts bike), 1982 GS1100EZ,
                                Now joined the 21st century, 2013 Yamaha XTZ1200 Super Tenere.

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