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  • Truth

    #1081
    Originally posted by cowboyup3371

    The price is nuts, but I'd actually ride that!

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    • davidduarte

      #1082
      The first picture will leave you saying wtf? But then read the text down below

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      • 850GT_Rider

        #1083
        Originally posted by davidduarte
        The first picture will leave you saying wtf? But then read the text down below

        http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Yamah...Q5fAccessories
        That's the "Our-rack-is-a-truck-magnet!" approach to marketing?

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        • Souske

          #1084
          Originally posted by davidduarte
          The first picture will leave you saying wtf? But then read the text down below

          http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Yamah...Q5fAccessories

          Pipe is for poop

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          • cowboyup3371
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            • Apr 2010
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            #1085
            That's an interesting gimmick there.
            Cowboy Up or Quit. - Run Free Lou and Rest in Peace

            1981 GS550T - My First
            1981 GS550L - My Eldest Daughter's - Now Sold
            2007 GSF1250SA Bandit - My touring bike

            Sit tall in the saddle Hold your head up high
            Keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky and live like you ain't afraid to die
            and don't be scared, just enjoy your ride - Chris Ledoux, "The Ride"

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            • Road_Clam

              #1086
              I love reading the "trade" ads !

              This kid takes the cake ! "ADULT owned" yea ok. The kid is probably about 14 years old, dad is in jail, so heck, why not trade dads bling tv/gaming center for a bike ? LOL

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              • Nessism
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                • Torrance, CA

                #1087
                Originally posted by Road_Clam
                I love reading the "trade" ads !

                This kid takes the cake ! "ADULT owned" yea ok. The kid is probably about 14 years old, dad is in jail, so heck, why not trade dads bling tv/gaming center for a bike ? LOL

                http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2405333113.html

                This kid needs a motorcycle. Hope it's not too late to cleanse the gene pool.
                Ed

                To measure is to know.

                Mikuni O-ring Kits For Sale...https://www.thegsresources.com/_foru...ts#post1703182

                Top Newbie Mistakes thread...http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...d.php?t=171846

                Carb rebuild tutorial...https://gsarchive.bwringer.com/mtsac...d_Tutorial.pdf

                KZ750E Rebuild Thread...http://www.thegsresources.com/_forum...0-Resurrection

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                • Flying Fish

                  #1088
                  Originally posted by Road_Clam
                  I love reading the "trade" ads !

                  This kid takes the cake ! "ADULT owned" yea ok. The kid is probably about 14 years old, dad is in jail, so heck, why not trade dads bling tv/gaming center for a bike ? LOL

                  http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2405333113.html
                  'so im looking for a street bike pref-ably nothing i wont kill my self on'

                  He needs to watch the double negatives too

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                  • 850GT_Rider

                    #1089
                    Originally posted by Road_Clam
                    I love reading the "trade" ads !

                    This kid takes the cake ! "ADULT owned" yea ok. The kid is probably about 14 years old, dad is in jail, so heck, why not trade dads bling tv/gaming center for a bike ? LOL

                    http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2405333113.html
                    Another proud product of our public school system too.

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                    • Tom MLC

                      #1090
                      Originally posted by Road_Clam
                      I love reading the "trade" ads !

                      This kid takes the cake ! "ADULT owned" yea ok. The kid is probably about 14 years old, dad is in jail, so heck, why not trade dads bling tv/gaming center for a bike ? LOL

                      http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2405333113.html
                      70 FPS??? I don't believe it!

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                      • Carman34l

                        #1091
                        $10,000 it can be yours!

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                        • SVSooke

                          #1092

                          What to say............

                          Hmmmm......

                          Really?
                          I could go on.
                          Last edited by Guest; 05-28-2011, 03:35 PM.

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                          • davidduarte

                            #1093


                            Being an interpreter, I'm going to translate this ad for you:

                            this bike just came in friday,it is a barn fresh 1972 YANKEE 500cc twin 2 stroke.these were only built for a few years. [ I think it's rare so I'm going to charge too much for it]
                            bike is 85 % complete motor turns over, [doesn't run, probably full of dirt (see below)]
                            carbs are stuck(air cleaner gone) [carbs need to be cleaned as they are full of dirt because of missing air cleaner]
                            original tires [which you will have to replace]
                            +acront rims [?]
                            fiberglass tank+rear fender(front gone) also have all books and some spare parts. [again will overcharge you to get rid of junk from my garage]
                            wont be able to get photo's up till tuesday or show the bike till then.but call scott for more info,this is a reae classic oddball bike !
                            scott cell 978-833-6702 price is $ 1,000.00[!] and is firm

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                            • 850GT_Rider

                              #1094
                              This thread will never run out of idiots....

                              Don't even know where to start on this one. Has the mandatory "Ran great before (fill in the blank...)" statement, but where's the front brake??



                              Unique 250cc Chopper/Bobber - $1100 (Bayview)


                              Date: 2011-05-29, 10:00PM CDT
                              Reply to: sale-9sg93-2410055327@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



                              I am moving and must sell my bike. It is kind of a cross between a chopper and a bobber. It has a kick start 250cc Kawasaki engine, the tires are in great condition and the carbs were cleaned last spring. It is really lightweight and fun to ride. There is an electrical problem that I never had the money to have fixed by a real shop. The headlight started to flicker on and off so one of my friends tried to rewire it for me. Unfortunately, he was never able to get the wiring correct and didn't finish the job. It ran great before the wiring issue. I have the title in hand. $1100 o.b.o. E-mail or call 847-722-3577.
                              • Location: Bayview
                              • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

                              PostingID: 2410055327

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                              • 850GT_Rider

                                #1095
                                Help him steal your Harley?

                                Because he KNOWS you won't be able to pay his interest rate and get your bike back out of pawn - it will be HIS! Bwahahaha


                                Need to pawn your Harley - $1 (Racine)


                                Date: 2011-05-29, 11:43AM CDT
                                Reply to: sale-e3fex-2409223777@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



                                Do you need money for your house payment etc. and have a Harley for collateral. I can help?? I am a private party, located in southern Wisconsin and will work out an agreeement with you. Email me for contact information and details.
                                • Location: Racine
                                • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
                                PostingID: 2409223777

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