Craigslist "funnies"

[Spyder]

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1982 SUZUKI GS750+++LIKE NEW!+++ - $4450 (GILBERT)

Date: 2012-05-20, 10:37PM MST
Reply to: 4hxp8-3028165501@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


ONLY 8,200 MILES!!! LIKE NEW! I GET COMPLIMENTS EVERY TIME I TAKE HER FOR A RIDE, JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES, IT'S 1982 WITH ONLY 8200 MILES AND IN EXCELLENT CONDITION! CALL ME 4804151178, JOE, PLEASE DON'T CALL IF YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, PRICE IS FIRM! DON'T CALL WITH LOWBALL OFFERS PLEASE!

THANK YOU
JOE
4804151178

Wow, that is super clean looking. Wish mine was that nice. But his price is just insane... Don't these morons do ANY research into the market before selling???

[davidduarte]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/3059022362.html

Bobber xs400 - $2200 (Tolland)

Date: 2012-06-05, 1:37PM EDT
Reply to: czrjr-3059022362@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1980 xs400 special. 6spd.10,000mi. Custom sportster exhaust. Custom turn signals. Kick start and electric. Pod filters. Jet kit. Runs great, sounds great. Fun bike, just need to sell! Text or call 1860 three seven seven 4014

[davidduarte]

we'll just take off the front mudguard and call it a bobber

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2974906181.html

vs700 intruder bobber - $2500 (danbury)

Date: 2012-04-23, 3:32PM EDT
Reply to: v23hv-2974906181@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1986 suzuki intruder, vs 700, bike has been garaged its whole life, has minor cosmetic blemishes but paint and chrome still shine, mechanically the bike is 100 percent, all fluids are brand new and the tires are next to new

[davidduarte]

there's nothing wrong with it...except

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/3063280665.html

1981 suzuki gs550t 700 obo/ trades welcome - $700 (Enfield, CT)

Date: 2012-06-07, 1:37PM EDT
Reply to: gbsk6-3063280665@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1981 suzuki gs550t great learning bike or project cafe race. i am selling this bike because i bought it planing to restore it i have seince changed my mind now i am looking to get more of a street bike so i am open to trades. this is a very nice bike just needs some tlc the oil pan gasket i leaking and it has no second gear other than that there is nothing wrong with this bike i myself have put 2000 miles on it in just six months. bike is ready to go will ride to where ever you need it to go. for 700 obo again will take trades for street bike 250cc and up contact josh at 860 849 2012
Location: Enfield, CT
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3063280665

[Spyder]

a GS550t??? looking for MORE of a streetbike??? 250cc and up???
NO 2ND GEAR????

Damn! They just keep getting better, and dumber...

[MAJikMARCer]

a GS550t??? looking for MORE of a streetbike??? 250cc and up???
NO 2ND GEAR????

Damn! They just keep getting better, and dumber...

Wonder what his idea of a 'street bike' is? A moped?

[Gonzo]

Anyone in the market for a "ninja type mother cycle"?

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/mcy/3064524820.html

[Spyder]

"A ninja type mothercycle" that's classic! I'll take the go-cart in the background though.

[razor02097]

Anyone in the market for a "ninja type mother cycle"?

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/mcy/3064524820.html

That would be a Jieda JD150-23. A Chinese motorcycle that likely sold for $1500 brand new.

He traded a work truck for that? More over he believed it was worth $5000? People can't be that stupid can they?

[earlfor]

That would be a Jieda JD150-23. A Chinese motorcycle that likely sold for $1500 brand new.

He traded a work truck for that? More over he believed it was worth $5000? People can't be that stupid can they?

Well, since it appears he now has no work truck and does have a "muther cycle". the answer could be.........................

[Spyder]

Whataya new??? there are 57 pages of stupid people here...

Most of them make us laugh. Some of them are like taking a sharp stick to the eye!

[El Giablo]

I need one of these.....El G

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3065425551.html

[old_skool]

I need one of these.....El G
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3065425551.html

That would be fun to putz around, but I'd go a step further and use a four wheeler swingarm, and just have four wheels planted, be a fun summer buggy.

[rwcfrank]

Check out this contraption

It looks like a bad accident standing still.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/3065425551.html

[Steel Toed Tank]

$9000? Some of these people huff way too much glue.