Have you always kept your bike up?

[Jethro]

and some countless dirtbikes get offs including one in which I was on fire for a short time.

Haha! No video of that one? Sounds pretty good!

[TheCafeKid]

Haha! No video of that one? Sounds pretty good!

No unfortunately. This was back when home video cameras were the size of a small European car and the parents dared not let their assinine hooligan daredevil children (us) use them at all. It basically boiled down to me, a KX80 (I think?) over rotation off a ramp and me ending up rolled up in a barbed wire fence with the still running bike and it's split fuel line on top of me while my cousin Andy laughed until he wet himself. He stopped laughing when he realized that both the bike and my riding gear were on fire and then proceeded to shut the bike off and throw dirt on me till the flames went out. And then bailed the bike off me and then laughed again. D!ck head.

[cowboyup3371]

Sorry Josh but that sounds really funny. Were the burns bad or just clothing?

[TPL]

20 something years of riding and my only drop was many moons ago, I had a 81 Virago with saddle bags, went to the local convenience store to get a few things. While I was kneeling down next to the bike putting away the stuff I bought in to the a saddle bag the bike fell over, anyone who may have witnessed it surely got a good laugh, I know this doesn't count though. Warning to all the non-dumpers out there, this thread is a jinx.