I was cruisin down a frontage road the other day at the posted speed limit when I got the sh!t almost literally scared out of me by some douchebag when he came flying by me on the right side of my lane (two one-way lanes, nobody else on the road, he was just being a knuckle-dragging ****stick). It wasn't him riding by that scared me, it was his freakin pipes.
I saw him coming in my mirror at mach 3 and figured he would just pass me on the left and be alright, then BRAAAAAAAAAAAA a couple of feet away from me in the same lane and away he went like the cockface he is.
Fact of the matter is that I didn't hear him coming. Doppler effect keeps that crap suppressed past the point of usefulness. People only hear you after you've gone by or if you're standing on your patio trying to enjoy some iced tea, a burger and a Neil Young LP.
BALAALALLALALALLALLALALALLALALALALLAL might sound cool, but just admit that it's there for cool effect and nothing more.
It's analogous to me claiming that a mohawk is a safety feature because it keeps birds from landing on my head.



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